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Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:39 am
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:39 am
Bum Phillips has been contacted about becoming the new head coach at LSU. The only sticking point is who Phillips would like to bring in as his assistants. No offensive or defensive assistants have been contacted, but it is speculated that Phillips insists on hiring Fetchmonster as his recruiting coordinator.
Posted by Skippy
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
427 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:42 am to
Thanks to some strange New Orleans VooDoo, Bear Bryant has been raised from the dead and has agreed in principal to become the next head coach at LSU. Bear has been quoted as saying he was tired of rolling over in his grave each time he saw those twin blond hookers on TV wearing his hat.
Posted by lakeviewtiger
BC
Member since Jul 2005
2344 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:42 am to
I posted this earlier and people weren't in the mood for it. Some called for ban.

quote:

Saban seen eating with Trindon Holiday at Silver Moon.....they were drawing plays on a napkin and calling it the "Wild-Tiger" formation.
Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
13594 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:43 am to
Lee Coros is bringing Herbstreit as his OC and Trev Alberts as his DC. I personally can't wait!!
Posted by geaux99
Wamegeaux, KS
Member since Aug 2005
1590 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:43 am to
I heard that Joe Dean is our AD and that he contacted Lou Tepper about coaching our defense. Oh wait, that wasn't a rumor a few years back.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:44 am to
Ray Goff was seen at Cane's on Seigen.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89477 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:44 am to
Better: Curley Hallman is willing to return as HC for $2 million/year. He is bringing in Lynn Amedee as OC and Lou Tepper as DC. He will fire the existing coaching staff to cut costs (except Peveto), and just have the best senior at each position coach the position groups.

OJ had the dream team. LSU will have assembled the Masters of Disaster. In 2008, LSU loses more games than it plays, causing a rift in the time/space continuum.
Posted by kevg33
Alexandria
Member since Nov 2004
3247 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:45 am to
Ditka
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22700 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:46 am to
Vince Lombardi comes back from the grave, and decides to coach LSU. It turns out that Brett Favre has 1 more year of college eligibility, and will be the starting quarterback. Also Aliens have contacted Skip and let him borrow their "BCS" ray gun, which will give LSU an automatic BCS championship run for the next 5 years.
Posted by LSUinOKC
Oklahoma
Member since Jan 2007
548 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:46 am to
Jim Mora
Posted by Esarhaddon
Lafayette, LA
Member since Aug 2006
19035 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:47 am to
Miles leaves and Pelini doesn't get the Neb. job. Pelini is appointed LSU HC.
Posted by barbier
Houston
Member since May 2007
291 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:47 am to
The madden bus was spotteed in Baton Rouge
Posted by BGREEN
Monroe, LA
Member since May 2007
771 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:47 am to
Aaron Brooks
Posted by voodoosillyman
Member since Jan 2005
407 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:48 am to
Les and Bo are staying at LSU

Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22700 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:49 am to
Madden gets the HC job @ LSU, but is subsequently fired, when his overly-simplistic view of football confuses the players. "The team with the most points will usually win the game.. BOOM"
Posted by lsuoaktree
Down Under
Member since Jun 2007
109 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:49 am to
Saban coming to LSU is about as bad as it gets looking at the whole picture.
Posted by LSUinOKC
Oklahoma
Member since Jan 2007
548 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:50 am to
Gary Danielson
His stolen coat will be there waiting for him.
Posted by Gunther1
Member since May 2007
154 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:51 am to
I heard Don Shows was in from a friend of my 2nd cousin's yard boy who cuts the grass of the guy who did the flowers for Rodney Reed's wedding. You know Rodney went to West Monroe.

Book It!
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Saban coming to LSU is about as bad as it gets looking at the whole picture.


I really hate coaches that win half the national titles and about a quarter of the SEC titles we have ever owned.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14394 posts
Posted on 11/29/07 at 11:52 am to
Larry Coker is interested, the Rack Bar guy has been asked to be on the search committee.
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