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Posted by manwich
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:00 pm to
Thanks. I edited out because I thought that I was confusing the red wedding with the siege of Riverrun where blackfish swims under the portcullis to escape just before Edmure hands the castle to Jamie
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:01 pm to

Okay so Melisandre is Jon's Nissa Nissa.... Discuss
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:39 pm to
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Okay so Melisandre is Jon's Nissa Nissa.... Discuss


How? If he comes back to life she's the one to do it. Seems like he'd need her alive, right?
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:42 pm to
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because when you think about it, there's no reason for any other character to travel farther north


Never thought of it this way. Would be the perfect stage to reintroduce BS. Good idea.
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:47 pm to
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How? If he comes back to life she's the one to do it. Seems like he'd need her alive, right?
jon is dead. Mel resurrects him. She becomes enamored by him when she realizes he, not Stannis, is the next coming of Azhor Ahhai. She submits to him stabbing her because it is the will of the Red God.
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:51 pm to
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She becomes enamored by him when she realizes he, not Stannis, is the next coming of Azhor Ahhai. She submits to him stabbing her because it is the will of the Red God.


Right, but wouldn't Jon have to be in love with her for that to happen? I can't really see Jon falling for that psychotic creep.
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:51 pm to
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I thought about that one but I had a couple other non-ASOIAF shirts
My favorite Game of Thrones shirt isn't a Game of Thrones shirt. It's a grey shirt with the original version of my avatar.

KoL
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:54 pm to
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I can't really see Jon falling for that psychotic creep.
i can't either right now but it could happen. He does have a thing for redheads. I'll skip the freudian implications of his "mother", a redheaded Tully, not loving him.
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:57 pm to
It's a good thing Sansa got out of Winterfell when she did or we might see Jon's Targaryen urges take over
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:17 pm to
Jon loves him some gingers .

Don't some fans think he'll end up with Val though?
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:20 pm to
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Okay so Melisandre is Jon's Nissa Nissa.... Discuss


I'm okay with that. Anyone but Arya.
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:28 pm to
Val is the obvious choice but this is the crackpot thread
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:49 pm to

Rickon returns to the North as a crazy godlike idol of the Skags riding a unicorn goat leading an army of cannibal Skagosi against eastwatch and lets the Others through the Wall's magical border... Discuss
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:50 pm to


But the Hodors don't know that Rickon even exists!!11
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:55 pm to

They will. Crazy Baby Rickon gonna wreck Westeros
Posted by glassman
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:57 pm to
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They will. Crazy Baby Rickon gonna wreck Westeros


He can crack walnuts with his bare hands at 4. By 16 he'll make Robert Baratheon look like a little pussy.
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 11:00 pm to
Posted by manwich
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 11:01 pm to
Funny you say that. I posted a theory earlier about the stark kids being representative of the seven gods with Rickon being The Smith. The Smith wields a hammer...just like Robert.
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 11:04 pm to
My friend just told me an interesting theory I've never heard before. He thinks that Arya, as a faceless man, will have to kill Jamie as ordered by the Iron Bank since he's a Lannister. She then takes Jamie's face and kills Cersei. Valonqar!
This post was edited on 5/21/13 at 11:05 pm
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 11:10 pm to
That would be awesome .
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