re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

i don't know if boo yah is the proper expression here but...


BOO YAH!

Found one

an interactive map you can set by chapter or episode and by character so you have spoiler control

i'm checking out the adventures of Myrcella

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Ramsay is the product of rape between Roose Bolton and a miller's wife. While hunting, Roose saw the miller's wife and decided to illicitly practice the banned tradition of the 'First Night,' wherein a lord had the right to bed the commoner's bride. He hanged the miller under a tree (for not informing his Lord of the new marriage) and raped the man's bride beneath his swaying body. A year later the woman arrived at the Dreadfort with the newborn Ramsay. Roose nearly killed her and the babe, but when he saw the child had his eyes, the taboo of kinslaying stayed his hand.

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lolz

Sometimes it's kind of scary how in tune I am with this thread. Last night there was brief mention of one of the Greyjoys and it got me thinking of Euron and theories about him. I looked on Wiki OI&F and went through all of the Euron/Faceless man deal to kill Balon stuff. And I come here and see a discussion mirroring what I was thinking was hashed out thoroughly on here this morning.

(Though I was really thinking of a more crackpot theory about Euron's eye patch and whether it might actually be hiding something other than a missing eye. Like maybe one Targ colored eye. Or two eyes, making him a "3 eyed" something or other). Kind of far fetched though.

I gotta say though, the Mance/Dayne connection never occurred to me and I kind of doubt that one.

Nerdgasm.

Holeeshit that's cool!

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Rheagar was a super saiyen.

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HOLY shite!!!!!!



I'm totally into this theory and cumming in my pants right now!!!!!!!!!

That means Jon Snow is like Gohan and will be a super badass!!!!!

Were the dragon eggs really the dragonballs?

I don't believe Arthur Dayne = Mance. However,

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If Mance really were Arthur Dayne, there are a number of people who could have recognized him: Ned Stark;

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This isn't the reason. From chapter 39 in GoT

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Ned had known their faces as well as he knew his own once, but the years leech at a man's memories, even those he has vowed never to forget. In the dream they were only shadows, grey wraiths on horses made of mist.

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So I guess if Ned could forget what he looked like, anyone could. My biggest complaint about Dayne being Mance is Ned's recollection of what happened would be purposefully deceiving us. And I don't believe Ned would do that to us

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This also matches with what Alfie has said about Jon being in a Luke Skywalker situation. Jon being Luke and Mance being Darth Vader... Jon is trying to turn Mance to the "light side" after Mance tried to turn Jon to the "dark side."

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Mance Rader = Darth Vader

You're right. I reread it. He's talking about the six guys riding with him. I'm dumb.

that part of the book (audiobook) set to images.

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