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| re: About Noel Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/16 at 10:49 pm Acreboy doesn't look too impressed with AD. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Cleaning urine off aniline leather couch Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/11 at 1:07 pm [quote]He marked your territory, establishing himself as the alpha male. The only recourse is traveling to Maine and marking his furniture..[/quote]
This is the only acceptable answer. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Gordon Undergoes Successful Arthroscopic Procedure Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/10 at 5:49 pm My vag is perfect in every way. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Gordon Undergoes Successful Arthroscopic Procedure Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/10 at 5:42 pm quote:
May 10, 2013
The New Orleans Pelicans announced today that guard Eric Gordon underwent a successful arthroscopic procedure yesterday in his mangina to alleviate pain caused by particles of scar tissue. The procedure was performed by Dr. Richard Ferkel of the Kerlan-Jobe Clinic in Los Ang...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Alltime Best Saints Nickname Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/9 at 9:46 pm [quote]Jubilee Dunbar [/quote]
What a man po ta do?...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Pelicans Talk Lurkers reveal yourselves: 2013 Offseason Edition Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/9 at 9:40 pm Tonight, I'm going to sneak into your house and take a shite in your shoes. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: What's a bad habit of yours? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/8 at 9:13 pm Marriage...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: How important is J-Smooth to the Pels going forward? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/8 at 9:07 pm [quote]He can barely stay healthy. His contract is up after next season. Maybe the Pelicans need to replace him with a more reliable option. [/quote]
No...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Bulls vs. Heat (Pelicans related) Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/8 at 8:56 pm Thank you for your service. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: The Reason for Keeping Eric Gordon Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/7 at 7:28 pm The only way I can see us keeping him is if we land CP3 and that isn't gonna happen.
If we landed CP3 and another solid piece in the draft, this team would be sick. Since that isn't gonna happen, ship his mopey arse out of here seems to be the best option. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Chasing Amy: Do you agree with Silent Bob? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/4 at 10:35 am Liking sex and making really bad decisions are completely different things. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Chasing Amy: Do you agree with Silent Bob? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/4 at 10:00 am It's not my security, it's their stability. Once they walk on that wobbly plank, they inevitably make poor choices and those choices will directly or indirectly effect you.
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| re: Chasing Amy: Do you agree with Silent Bob? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 5/4 at 9:53 am I did agree until I made a few terrible choices in women and now I am paying out of my arse for it.
In order for me to get into a legit relationship, they have to meet every damn check box on my check list. I will never get caught up in crazy again!...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Who is the most self-absorbed LSU FB player you can remember? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 4/20 at 11:02 am Either booty, pick one. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: My wife is reading TD for the first time. Posted by touchdownjeebus on 4/18 at 9:36 pm GG vs Picc...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: An "open letter" to me from my ex girlfriend sent via facebook message Posted by touchdownjeebus on 4/15 at 9:09 am Your response should be "thanks, good luck"
If she contacts you again, kindly ask that she refrain in the future. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: What kind of future do you want for your ex that "got away"? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 4/13 at 6:41 pm Number 1 for the one I miss and the one I couldn't care less about.
I wish the best for both because one deserves it, and the best could potentially keep the other away. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Sons, I'm Gonna Have A Little Pelican Posted by touchdownjeebus on 4/12 at 10:31 pm You name him
Chalupa Batman or you have no nuts!...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Best TV under $1500 Posted by touchdownjeebus on 4/11 at 7:59 am A Panasonic plasma is one of the best TVs at any price. The best thing is, it will easily fit your budget. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Cursing around the kids Posted by touchdownjeebus on 4/10 at 2:19 pm Right on. I am mindful of how I act around other people's children and I expect the same. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Cursing around the kids Posted by touchdownjeebus on 4/10 at 2:14 pm I do not.
Just be mindful, brah. Isn't the little one worth not dropping F bombs?...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Anyone familiar with Salinas, CA Posted by touchdownjeebus on 4/10 at 10:22 am As others have mentioned, Salinas is rough. There is a serious gang problem.
The good news for you is Monterey is AMAZING! It's pricey, but its the most beautiful area I have ever lived. There is a ton of things to do too. You can enjoy whaling tours, best aquarium in the US, plenty of places t...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: what do yall do for Easter bunny gifts for the kids? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 3/31 at 8:04 am Easter egg hunt, an Easter basket, and usually one toy.
Nothing over the top, but I do get her a toy......Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Have you ever taken a girl home from a strip club? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 3/30 at 7:08 pm Yes, don't do it......Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Would you go to your ex wife's funeral? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 3/30 at 1:43 pm My ex eats babies and laughs at all of your exes. I won't prove it now, but one day soon I will tell my story......Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Would you go to your ex wife's funeral? Posted by touchdownjeebus on 3/30 at 1:39 pm Wouldn't miss it for the world!...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Pelicans 91 VS Flop City 105 4th Q | Game Thread Posted by touchdownjeebus on 3/27 at 8:30 pm That was a shite couple of fouls. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: How to connect Xbox directly to cable Internet Posted by touchdownjeebus on 3/27 at 8:25 pm He may think its lag, but at that speed, he probably isn't very good. Lemme guess, call of duty?...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Pelicans 91 VS Flop City 105 4th Q | Game Thread Posted by touchdownjeebus on 3/27 at 8:21 pm He is getting beat up a bit. This is a great learning experience for him. The whole season has been.
I know there are a few negative pelicunts out there, but there is a lot to be excited about. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
| re: Free Clippers Tickets Posted by touchdownjeebus on 3/27 at 8:19 pm You kick arse 42. ...Posted on: Jump to Post View Topic |
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