What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
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What qualities do you look for in a strip club?
Posted by 911Moto on 9/15 at 4:48 pm
Do you like to pretend you don't enjoy strip clubs and only go to "gentlemen's clubs" and pay a high cover charge and $8 for a beer and look at fake tittays? Or do you embrace your vices and hit the low-rent places where you might get lucky with the skanks who get nasty for their crack money and just hope that you don't get shot on the way out? Or do you go for that perfect mix - the one with a few fatties and uglies but just enough girls who just missed the cut at the high end clubs because they look good but can't afford a boob job, and get just nasty enough to pull the kind of money the high-end girls make?


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Posted by StrangeBrew on 9/15 at 4:50 pm to 911Moto
I am partial to a good Sunday brunch spread.


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Posted by Cosmo on 9/15 at 4:50 pm to 911Moto
Good lunch buffet


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Posted by 911Moto on 9/15 at 4:53 pm to Cosmo
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Good lunch buffet


I don't think I could force myself to eat in a strip club. Would feel like carrying a sandwich into a public restroom.


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Posted by onelochevy on 9/15 at 4:54 pm to 911Moto
Naked women


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Posted by 911Moto on 9/15 at 4:56 pm to 911Moto
Not sure if club names are frowned upon here, but if not, feel free to post why your favorite club is your favorite.


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Posted by Choirboy on 9/15 at 4:57 pm to 911Moto
After I passed my 25th birthday we have been having the talent come to my house. Private talent is way better than public. Any body can walk in the Gold Club and act like a baller.


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Posted by Doosh606 on 9/15 at 4:59 pm to 911Moto
Nude bars are the best. Dances for no more than 20 bucks and beer specials, don't tempt me with a good time


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Posted by HeadyBrosevelt on 9/15 at 5:03 pm to Doosh606
Cocaine


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Posted by Bunsbert Montcroff on 9/15 at 5:27 pm to 911Moto
if i could find a strip club that served high-end craft beer [like good belgian imports and bona fide american craft brews, not fat tire or something] i'd go broke patronizing the place.


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Posted by CaptainPanic on 9/15 at 5:30 pm to 911Moto
The ones without black women.


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Posted by arseinclarse on 9/15 at 5:31 pm to 911Moto
I only go to classy establishment. See penthouse.

I can't stand cheap skanks



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Posted by 911Moto on 9/15 at 5:46 pm to 911Moto
From my "perfect mix" description, can anyone guess what club I'm referring to in the New Orleans region?

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Posted by CaptainPanic on 9/15 at 5:47 pm to 911Moto
Lipstixxx?


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Posted by lsu480 on 9/15 at 5:49 pm to arseinclarse
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I only go to classy establishment. See penthouse. I can't stand cheap skanks


Maybe if was because I went the night before the BCSNCG but Penthouse was terrible. There were not nearly enough girls, they were not even really hot and I want to say dances were like $50 a song.



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Posted by TigerstuckinMS on 9/15 at 5:52 pm to 911Moto
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From my "perfect mix" description, can anyone guess what club I'm referring to in the New Orleans region?


Visions.



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Posted by tduecen on 9/15 at 5:53 pm to 911Moto
Cheap Hookers


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Posted by LouisianaLady on 9/15 at 5:54 pm to 911Moto
Penthouse BR for the service industry specials.

Ricks in Nola for most fun.

Helps when you have skeezeball friends who go so often that they call ahead and have rooms saved for us.



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Posted by lsuwontonwrap on 9/15 at 5:55 pm to 911Moto
This whole thread


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