What were YOU doing the last time a white liberal called you a racist ?
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What were YOU doing the last time a white liberal called you a racist ?
Posted by Lsupimp on 6/30 at 1:31 pm
I was on this board, disagreeing with some half-baked liberal policy and the excess of The Dear Leader. In my kitchen on the mean streets of the 70809 talking to the impossibly-gorgeous and long-suffering Mrs. Pimp. She was speaking Vietnamese to our oldest daughter Angry, who in turn was having a study group from BRHMS that was comprised of two black kids, three "Asians" (I call em ornamentals), a Panamanian kid, my daughter and a couple *gasp* white kids.

My son Befuddled was busy skateboarding with his best pal out back, a too-goofy-to-be-believed black kid, two times his size, who I had taken to The Planetarium earlier that week.

My youngest Disgruntled was "face-timing" with her best friend, a remarkably smiley black girl whom our daughter had a sleepover with the night before, in Mid City.

It was amidst this scene of Shockingly Racist White Supremacy in which I was asked to defend the contents of my soul by a white liberal. It shook me to my core, I'll tell you.


I just really need you sanctimonious moral-preening, race-baiting, bumper-sticker-slogan-spouting, liberal dipshits to shut the hell up now and acknowledge that your 1967 Race Narrative is a bit played out.
And don't let me stop you from delicately fricking yourself with an Al Sharpton autographed ebony butt plug.
Thanks in advance.


*inb4liberalallmyfriendsareblackcomment



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Posted by los angeles tiger on 6/30 at 1:36 pm to Lsupimp


I was called a racists and self-loathing again last week by one person.


This post was edited on 6/30 at 1:38 pm

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Posted by FightinTigersDammit on 6/30 at 1:40 pm to Lsupimp
Awesome fricking post!


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Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 6/30 at 1:40 pm to Lsupimp
Posting on TD political board


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Posted by Jbird on 6/30 at 1:41 pm to Lsupimp
followed by


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Posted by ChineseBandit58 on 6/30 at 1:42 pm to Lsupimp
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I was asked to defend the contents of my soul

I doesn't matter what you do - or what is in your heart.

All that matters is whether or not there exists someone, somewhere, who could be persuaded to take offense (or be 'enraged') about some snippet of a a phrase (or was paraphrased by others to show what you 'really' meant) that you said, wrote, or agreed with.

All subjective parameters to be judged solely by said 'white liberal.'



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Posted by NC_Tigah on 6/30 at 1:42 pm to Lsupimp
quote:

I was on this board, disagreeing with some half-baked liberal policy and the excess of The Dear Leader. In my kitchen on the mean streets of the 70809 talking to the impossibly-gorgeous and long-suffering Mrs. Pimp. She was speaking Vietnamese to our oldest daughter Angry, who in turn was having a study group from BRHMS that was comprised of two black kids, three "Asians" (I call em ornamentals), a Panamanian kid, my daughter and a couple *gasp* white kids.

My son Befuddled was busy skateboarding with his best pal out back, a too-goofy-to-be-believed black kid, two times his size, who I had taken to The Planetarium earlier that week.

My youngest Disgruntled was "face-timing" with her best friend, a remarkably smiley black girl whom our daughter had a sleepover with the night before, in Mid City.

It was amidst this scene of Shockingly Racist White Supremacy in which I was asked to defend the contents of my soul by a white liberal. It shook me to my core,



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Posted by Alahunter on 6/30 at 1:45 pm to Lsupimp
Discussing whether a group that was using intimidation practices and had recent leaders arrested on gun charges should be deemed a terrorist group, on this board.

LINK



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Posted by bamafan1001 on 6/30 at 1:45 pm to Lsupimp
Just because you have black friends, your children have black friends, and treat people with respect DOESNT MEAN YOU ARE NOT RACIST AGGRRHHHHH!!!!

-Rex, VB, VOR, Toddybuttsex,



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Posted by Lsupimp on 6/30 at 1:48 pm to Alahunter
And I am proud to have defended you in said thread from the slanderous comments of the aforementioned Al Sharpton autographed ebony butt plug using white liberal.


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Posted by Alahunter on 6/30 at 1:49 pm to Lsupimp





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Posted by los angeles tiger on 6/30 at 1:52 pm to Lsupimp



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Posted by Jbird on 6/30 at 1:52 pm to Lsupimp
Every time I disagree with the Savior, or use his middle name.


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Posted by Zach on 6/30 at 1:53 pm to Lsupimp
I've never been called a racist IRL. Worst case was a co worker. She was a raving communist from Belgium. She went on a rant about how America should be socialists.

I said "Why don't you go back to Belgium?"
She: "Because there are no jobs there."
Me: "Because you're a bunch of communists."

She got up and walked out saying "You are a bully."

I had never been called a bully until then.



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Posted by lsu480 on 6/30 at 1:58 pm to Lsupimp
I was making fun of black people on Facebook


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Posted by RogerTheShrubber on 6/30 at 1:59 pm to Zach
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I've never been called a racist IRL


Same here. Only times I have ever been called on was on this board



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Posted by Lsupimp on 6/30 at 2:01 pm to Zach
I was called a racist one time IRL by a UCLA "Womyn's Studies" Professor at a home in Vail. We were discussing The Great Society and the correlation between social pathology and direct government handouts. It was all very low-key, and I had the crowd (mostly my friends) and when she reached a point she couldn't rebut she pulled out the race card. She did it very casually and authoritatively, as if she were in the classroom and I was a sophomore and expected that just the accusation would somehow make her argument prevail. It made for an awkward ski week...


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Posted by Lsupimp on 6/30 at 2:02 pm to lsu480
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I was making fun of black people on Facebook

I chuckled.



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Posted by los angeles tiger on 6/30 at 2:03 pm to Lsupimp
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"Womyn's Studies"


Women that hate men so much that they change the e to a y. Bunch of haters.




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Posted by infantry1026 on 6/30 at 2:06 pm to Lsupimp
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Lsupimp


I know what you mean; I have friends that I work with and friends that I went to combat with whom happen to be black. One of which would have been the godfather to my child if we were able to see each other more often. Most of these friends I would pick to raise my children if something were to ever happen to me and my wife (over many members of my family).

And yet still, right on cue I get called a racist when I vehemently oppose Ofama's policies



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