What's the difference between a Coonass and a Redneck
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Posted by yurintroubl on 2/15 at 12:02 am to choupiquesushi
I'm telling you there are migrant coonasses along the Pearl River. I've stopped in a couple of the gas station bait shops in that area and you can hear 'em talk. They're just "free range" coonasses living in pockets.


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Posted by Poodlebrain on 2/15 at 12:02 am to Macintosh504
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What's the difference between a Coonass and a Redneck
The Sabine River. That was the answer I learned in the 1970's.



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Posted by choupiquesushi on 2/15 at 12:06 am to yurintroubl
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What's the difference between a Coonass and a Redneck
I'm telling you there are migrant coonasses along the Pearl River. I've stopped in a couple of the gas station bait shops in that area and you can hear 'em talk. They're just "free range" coonasses living in pockets.




I have run into them too..they are water borne yats



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Posted by RogerTheShrubber on 2/15 at 12:08 am to Macintosh504
People from Alabama call people from La Coonass.

Metrosexuals call everyone who doesn't agree with them a Redneck.



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Posted by ByteMe on 2/15 at 12:08 am to Poodlebrain
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The Sabine River. That was the answer I learned in the 1970's.


I realize that it's a joke but people in Lake Charles are way more like people from Texas than they are from people in Lafayette.



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Posted by SCRATCH MY GOAT on 2/15 at 5:55 am to ByteMe
I live in plaquemines


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Posted by RealityTiger on 2/15 at 6:01 am to RogerTheShrubber
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Metrosexuals call everyone who doesn't agree with them a Redneck.

I noticed this too. I don't know if it's metrosexuals as much as just the younger generation period.



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Posted by fishfighter on 2/15 at 6:19 am to TigerHam85
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You call me a coonass, I buy you a beer. You call me a redneck, I slit your fricking tires


Icepick is better to the sidewalls.



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Posted by choupiquesushi on 2/15 at 7:27 am to SCRATCH MY GOAT
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I live in plaquemines


did your grandparents or great grand parents speak french?



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Posted by MSTiger33 on 2/15 at 7:34 am to Macintosh504
Almost anywhere north of St Landry Parish is where you will find rednecks.


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Posted by TigerHam85 on 2/15 at 7:36 am to MSTiger33
Even bough Avoyelles is commonly referred to as the coonass capital of CENLA.


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Posted by BayouFann on 2/15 at 7:37 am to choupiquesushi
I was corrected. The line is between Rapides and Avoyelles parishes. Im from rapides and visited avoyelles enough to notice!


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Posted by TIGRLEE on 2/15 at 8:17 am to Kafka
coonasses are short and speak in some deep sounding gibberish dialect that only they can translate.
They eat roadkill and coots, kill every animal that moves.

Rednecks are country people that like cutoff shirts, loud pipes on trucks, mud and nascar events and rebel flags.

I like many of both and hate many of both.



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Posted by MSTiger33 on 2/15 at 8:18 am to TigerHam85
Avoyelles Parish is the DMZ of LA.


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Posted by choupiquesushi on 2/15 at 8:19 am to TIGRLEE
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coonasses are short and speak in some deep sounding gibberish dialect that only they can translate.
They eat roadkill and coots, kill every animal that moves


cajuns with german bloodlines.. ain't short my man....



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Posted by TIGRLEE on 2/15 at 8:25 am to choupiquesushi
Yeah I suppose that's the Cajun French segment of la people that are the shorties.


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Posted by hardhead on 2/15 at 8:37 am to TIGRLEE
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Cajun French segment of la people that are the shorties


My grandmother is pretty damn short

She married a man from Nova Scotia

They live in NOLA.

there is your connection.



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Posted by TigersOfGeauxld on 2/15 at 8:37 am to kingbob
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Coonass has some sort of French/Catholic thing going on

This.

Different lifestyle, different cuisine, different beers, different music, hell even a different language.


Nothing more needs to be said.



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Posted by TigerintheNO on 2/15 at 8:45 am to Macintosh504
The Pearl River


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Posted by CajunAngele on 2/15 at 8:47 am to Macintosh504
come to NC and tell rednecks they are lower class. they all drive expensive swamp trucks that cruise the beaches.


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