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Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!
Posted by philly444 on 2/4 at 7:46 pm
Any advice on things I could do to pass or somehow clean myself by then?! I'm talking about only marijuana also.

FWIW I'm fully expecting it to be a cheap, low quality type drug test.



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Posted by TideHater on 2/4 at 7:47 pm to philly444
Drink at least a quart of bleach


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Posted by wasteland on 2/4 at 7:47 pm to philly444
light a J and relax


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Posted by Master of Sinanju on 2/4 at 7:47 pm to philly444
Poppy seed cakes.


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Posted by SuperSaint on 2/4 at 7:47 pm to philly444
How about you take your lick and learn your lesson.....


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Posted by redstick13 on 2/4 at 7:47 pm to philly444
Dilution is your only hope.

Go buy some test strips and do a practice run tonight.



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Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 2/4 at 7:47 pm to philly444
Well, if they aren't going to test the weight. Dilute your urine, drink a cup of coffee, and take B-12 tablet.

How long has it been since you smoked and how often do you smoke?



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Posted by Mac on 2/4 at 7:47 pm to philly444
How fat are you?

How often do you smoke?



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Posted by meaux5 on 2/4 at 7:48 pm to philly444



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Posted by threeputt on 2/4 at 7:48 pm to philly444
Stop doing drugs, you dope head


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Posted by baytiger on 2/4 at 7:48 pm to philly444
there are lots of unemployed people who want your job

Congrats.



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Posted by Topwater Trout on 2/4 at 7:48 pm to philly444
Drink vinegar


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Posted by PurpleandGold Motown on 2/4 at 7:48 pm to Mac
Also, don't exercise excessively. That's not a good thing if you are dirty for pot.


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Posted by Geaux Smoke on 2/4 at 7:48 pm to philly444
You deserve to fail douchebag. Have fun!


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Posted by redstick13 on 2/4 at 7:49 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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Well, if they aren't going to test the weight. Dilute your urine, drink a cup of coffee, and take B-12 tablet.



Do not drink coffee. Water only. Caffeine is a diuretic and will make him pee out more of the THC.

Water only. I can't stress that enough.



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Posted by white perch on 2/4 at 7:49 pm to philly444
Get someone elses urine.


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Posted by bamabenny on 2/4 at 7:49 pm to philly444
How longs it been since you toked up?


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Posted by xXLSUXx on 2/4 at 7:49 pm to philly444
I have a cleansing kit. Will get you clean guaranteed. Just one easy payment of $149.99. I'll have it to you in one hour as well.


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Posted by Chadaristic on 2/4 at 7:49 pm to philly444
quote:

Drug Test tomorrow and I'm not clean!


quote:

"The sky is the limit and when you look up high you're gonna see that ima be in it" - lil wayne






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Posted by philly444 on 2/4 at 7:50 pm to Mac
I'm not fat. Just 170 lbs. I smoked 2 days ago and I smoked 3 days before that, and before that time I went a full 4 weeks without smoking. I was thinking of smuggling Visine and using some to dilute my urine


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