Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
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Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
Posted by Stadium Rat on 2/4 at 2:58 pm
The Vaportini

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The Vaportini provides a revolutionary way of consuming alcohol. It is inhaled rather than swallowed. It is smooth and flavorful, the subtleties of the individual spirits are apparent. It is absorbed directly into the bloodstream and does not go through the digestive tract. This has the advantage of no calories; no carbs, no impurities and the effects of consuming alcohol are immediately felt, making it easier to responsibly imbibe. Unlike traditional consumption of spirits, Vaportinis give more control, shortly after exhaling all of the effects of the alcohol consumed are felt.




This post was edited on 2/4 at 5:19 pm

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Posted by Rohan2Reed on 2/4 at 3:01 pm to Stadium Rat
I have to say, I am completely unsurprised by something like this. It sums up the modern American mentality of consumption.


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Posted by TigerWise on 2/4 at 3:02 pm to Stadium Rat
Somebody will OD.


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Posted by Oenophile Brah on 2/4 at 3:04 pm to Rohan2Reed
Great, now you can die of alcohol poisoning in 5 minutes!!


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Posted by Stadium Rat on 2/4 at 3:06 pm to Oenophile Brah
They claim it's calorieless because the alcohol bypasses your GI track, but the alcohol still makes it to your bloodstream, so I don't buy it.


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Posted by Swoopin on 2/4 at 3:11 pm to Stadium Rat
Saw this on the OT couple weeks back.

When the OT collectively decides something is dangerous and unreasonable, then it's beyond dangerous and unreasonable.



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Posted by Motorboat on 2/4 at 3:12 pm to Swoopin
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When the OT collectively decides something is dangerous and unreasonable, then it's beyond dangerous and unreasonable.


I'd do it.



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Posted by LSUGrad00 on 2/4 at 3:19 pm to Motorboat
If they can only figure out how to package this into a paper bag I can see all the hobos who enjoy huffing super glue, markers, and spray paint lining up for it.



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Posted by LSUballs on 2/4 at 3:20 pm to Stadium Rat
I'd try it. I seriously doubt it will trump my preferred method of Old Charter via hypodermic injection though. But for shits and giggles I'd give it a go.


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Posted by Powerman on 2/4 at 3:29 pm to LSUballs
Man I haven't had Old Charter in a while

Used to be one of my favorites



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Posted by LSUballs on 2/4 at 4:01 pm to Powerman
They took the handles off the damn handles. Other than that its as good as its ever been.


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