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Posted by Nado Jenkins83 on 11/29 at 11:50 pm
....goin fap to lonely tears


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Posted by Breesus on 11/29 at 11:51 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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.goin fap with lonely tears



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Posted by Nado Jenkins83 on 11/29 at 11:51 pm to Breesus
I don't cry


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Posted by CocoLoco on 11/29 at 11:52 pm to Breesus
I just invited a girl over, but forgot she is on her period. I want to cry. She is going to want to cuddle, and she has all this boob and arse going on. My penis will want to touch her. I might try to anger frick her face.


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Posted by Nado Jenkins83 on 11/29 at 11:54 pm to CocoLoco
Haha. Just dry hump her like timberlake


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Posted by 3HourTour on 11/29 at 11:55 pm to Nado Jenkins83
I just sexed my wife in the shower

But now the kid is up



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Posted by SaintLSUnAtl on 11/29 at 11:56 pm to CocoLoco
You can walk thru mud. You can frick thru blood


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Posted by CocoLoco on 11/29 at 11:57 pm to 3HourTour
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I just sexed my wife in the shower



Oh thanks. Guess I'll be looking at fricking spankwire for the night. Lela Star and my imagination.



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Posted by 3HourTour on 11/30 at 12:00 am to CocoLoco
Lol my wife just almost fell out if the bed trying to kill a mosquito




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Posted by Nado Jenkins83 on 11/30 at 12:00 am to 3HourTour



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Posted by CocoLoco on 11/30 at 12:01 am to 3HourTour
One thing I have to say though, at least this girl isn't pregnant.


I can't even take care of myself.



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Posted by Breesus on 11/30 at 12:02 am to 3HourTour
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I just invited a girl over, but forgot she is on her period.

put down a towel, or get in the shower.

quote:

I just sexed my wife in the shower

Congrats. I did the same to my SO. No kids to worry about.



Eases the pain.



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Posted by 3HourTour on 11/30 at 12:02 am to CocoLoco
Dude pregnant sex is the best. She was horny all the time.


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Posted by CocoLoco on 11/30 at 12:04 am to 3HourTour
But I am only 22, man. No way could I handle such a thing. I'm not even sure if I want a relationship with this girl yet.


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Posted by Breesus on 11/30 at 12:05 am to 3HourTour
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Dude pregnant sex is the best. She was horny all the time.


Then a kid pops out. And you have to care for it. And she isnt tight anymore. And you dont have time anymore. And you have real life responsibility.

I bet its all worth it.



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Posted by Breesus on 11/30 at 12:06 am to CocoLoco
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I'm not even sure if I want a relationship with this girl yet.


Is she over there yet?

Remember, you dont buy a car until you test drive it first, and you never buy a cow when you get milk for free.



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Posted by Hugo Stiglitz on 11/30 at 12:06 am to Breesus
The thread title and conversation are approaching train wreck status.

This post was edited on 11/30 at 12:07 am

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Posted by CocoLoco on 11/30 at 12:08 am to Hugo Stiglitz
You can join in if you want










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Posted by Breesus on 11/30 at 12:08 am to Hugo Stiglitz
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The thread title and conversation are approaching train wreck status.



Shut up. We are trying to get Coco laid here.



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Posted by Nado Jenkins83 on 11/30 at 12:09 am to Hugo Stiglitz
Could be worse... New life motto


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