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| re: What was the most embarrassing thing you did on a first date? I ended up dating her for a year  Reply • Back to Top |
| My Leisure Suit got caught in the door when I was getting out. Reply • Back to Top |
| She really wanted to see Paul Shaffer and his band (Letterman's bandmaster) in a concert in Austin. I'm sure he's a great guy and all, but listening to him play for two hours was just too much. So I fell asleep about 20-30 minutes in. And she was so absorbed in the performance that she apparently didn't notice until it was time to go, whereupon she woke me up. We actually became good friends several years after but it was pretty clear this wasn't a match. Reply • Back to Top |
Cute girl I had just met invited me to a party at her friends house. Some guys had a blunt and I quote: Yea this sucks, been there as well. Reply • Back to Top |
| Monster shits. Went back to her place and just destroyed her toilet for 20 mins. I come out finally and she's sitting right outside the bathroom door instead of giving me a lil privacy. Reply • Back to Top |
| Yeah and then brett favre ended up being her ex huh? Lol thats a funny movie Reply • Back to Top |
| I fell asleep during a movie once on a first date, and I have sleep apnea so I started snoring pretty loudly Reply • Back to Top |
| eating in a resturant and thought I could sneak out a fart as I bent over to tie my shoe...ended up shitting in my pants...hurried off to the bathroom, cleaned my arse off with some wet paper towels and threw my drawers away...came back to the table playing it cool thinking I had pulled it off... on the way to the car, I saw that my other shoe was untied...she grinned and said..."now, you don't have another pair of underwear".... This post was edited on 7/13 at 9:09 pm Reply • Back to Top |
quote: No it was actually a gag gift from a friend for my 20th bday. He was making fun of the fact that I was still a virgin. Reply • Back to Top |
quote: Wha? How did she know? Reply • Back to Top |
| Took my wife to a gay bar to see rocky horror picture show. Reply • Back to Top |
quote: I would go with the Boy Scout explanation Reply • Back to Top |
| Went out on a date with this girl that lived 2 floors above me a couple of years ago. I guess she was nervous or something, because she was sort of loopy/out-of-it at dinner. I think now that she took some muscle relaxers or anxiety meds. We went to Fred's after and got shithammered and went to my place after that. Did the deed, and I went downstairs to talk to a buddy. When I came back to my apt, she was laying on the porch naked, and there was piss all over my bathroom floor. I guess she tried to mop up her piss with her clothes, because they were dripping wet with her whiz. I mopped up the floor and left her wet, pissy clothes there where she left them. When we woke up the next morning, she looked at me like, "Why the hell dont I have any clothes on?" I got her e glass of water and handed her the piss soaked clothes. I was trying so hard not to laugh when she was putting them on, 1 wet let at a time. I tried to get her to go to breakfast with me so everyone could see her pissy clothes, but she denied and rode the elevator up with 2 other people. That was one of the best first dates I have ever been on, even though wee never talked again  Reply • Back to Top • Refresh |
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