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| re: Official Long Weekend Good Friday and Easter Weekend Plans thread Going catch some catfish to fill the freezer up with tomorrow. I'll take pics of them for yall. Reply • Back to Top |
| I was supposed to take a customer to the last two rounds at Augusta. But after last years episode I had to give up my tickets. I took this plant manager lady out there last year. 41 year old cougar to end all cougars. Smoking arse hot. We get out there saturday morning and start following Bubba Watson and YE Yang. The bitch starts knocking back mimosas like they were about to start prohibition again. By the time we get to Amen Corner she is sloshed and horny. Only thing I knew to do was take her out in the pine trees and azaleas to the right of the 10th fairway and lay the wood to her. So I did. Next thing I know, "smack!" a damn golf ball careens off a tree right above our head. I knew right then Bubba had done snap hooked on off the tee. I went ahead and tried to finish, big mistake. We heard the spotters busting through the trees coming to look for the ball. We jump up and start throwing clothes on but it was too late. This old dude starts hollering at us and blowing a whistle. Soon a big crowd is gathered round. Next thing we know were being escorted off the premises and hit with a lifetime ban from ever going back. So this weekend I'm gonna just hang out at the house, cut the grass and drink a few cold beer. Reply • Back to Top |
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| This weeks one from him was legit This post was edited on 4/5 at 8:50 am Reply • Back to Top |
| Friday bushhog pasture, fix fence Saturday- yard work, drink some beer, put some beef on a grill and warm it up Sunday- In-laws  but will spend the day riding 4 wheelers with the kids after lunch so  Reply • Back to Top |
| They're all legit man. I can't just make this shite up. Reply • Back to Top |
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| Friday - work Saturday - work Sunday - work Sunday night - driving to new orleans to housesit all week then laziness. Reply • Back to Top |
quote: people gotta have their baked goods for easter Reply • Back to Top |
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| Drinkin makers with my middle brother tonight, boilin 500lbs of crawfish with him tomorrow. Friday evenin going bream fishin with the youngest bro at this little farm pond where he and dad have hauled out 135 over the last week. Settin out trot lines in the creek after that, then family fish fry saturday. Beat that suckas. Reply • Back to Top |
| I've been doing more work then two spartan slaves trying to not bend over. Reply • Back to Top |
quote:Change the crawfish to Saturday and that's mine. I really can't plan golf or fishing anymore due to massive amounts of family descending on my house. 4 sisters, their husbands, their kids and their grands. It's a zoo. Reply • Back to Top |
| This time tomorrow we will have a flotilla of boats headed up the Miss River to find a sand bar to spend the day on. Sat will be recovering Sunday will be eating like a fat person. Brisket, crawfish, and all kinds of other fixins This post was edited on 4/5 at 9:46 am Reply • Back to Top |
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