My buddy Kalunda (not his real name) stopped by last night to borrow some toilet paper and return my Tivo (I recorded the LSU/Washington game for him). We hadn't chatted in a while, so we grabbed a few beers and went out to the back patio.

I asked him how things went with the high school English teacher who had big knockers and an ankle tattoo. He said they went to some high-end chain restaurant for dinner and drinks, and then back to her place for a game of Scrabble. Apparently, she destroyed him in Scrabble and was a little too serious during the match.

They eventually made their way to the couch and started making out. He thought it was a foregone conclusion that he would end his long dry spell, but she ended up passing out while he was giving her a hickey. He left her on the couch and went home.

He hasn't really talked to her much since then and he thinks she is blowing him off because he played so poorly in Scrabble.

Anyhow, I remember getting a hickey when I was in high school, but I don't see them much any more. Is it a high school thing, or was it an 80's thing? When is the last time you gave or received a hickey?

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LSUzealot•173 months

:lol:

Codythetiger•173 months

Imma be honest... who is this Kalunda guy? You use him every time as a codename.. are you cheating on the hen with him or something?

mileswithouttheles•173 months

i love giving them to girls and then laugh at them when they try to give me one back.

Volvagia•173 months

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mileswithouttheles

Why?

jt696•173 months

After leaving his "mark" he needed to call her the next day --- made her feel used and abused. I didn't think they were still popular unless you're in high school.

Dorothy•173 months

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mileswithouttheles

You registered just so you could bump a 2-month old thread on hickeys? :wtf:

OWLFAN86•175 months

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My buddy Kalunda (not his real name) stopped by last night to borrow some toilet paper and return my Tivo (I recorded the LSU/Washington game for him). We hadn't chatted in a while, so we grabbed a few beers and went out to the back patio.

I asked him how things went with the high school English teacher who had big knockers and an ankle tattoo. He said they went to some high-end chain restaurant for dinner and drinks, and then back to her place for a game of Scrabble. Apparently, she destroyed him in Scrabble and was a little too serious during the match.

They eventually made their way to the couch and started making out. He thought it was a foregone conclusion that he would end his long dry spell, but she ended up passing out while he was giving her a hickey. He left her on the couch and went home.

He hasn't really talked to her much since then and he thinks she is blowing him off because he played so poorly in Scrabble.

Anyhow, I remember getting a hickey when I was in high school, but I don't see them much any more. Is it a high school thing, or was it an 80's thing? When is the last time you gave or received a hickey?

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Chicken

god help us
youre an idiot

:lol:

MStreetTiger•175 months

Does Kalunda (not his real name) ever shop for himself?

Chicken•175 months

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Does Kalunda (not his real name) ever shop for himself?

yes...I know I have posted this before, but he painted my kitchen a long time ago and instead of making me pay him money, he just asked to be compensated with toilet paper.

And Tivo's aren't cheap...why buy one when you can borrow one. I don't watch a lot of TV, so we don't miss it when he has it.

MStreetTiger•175 months

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he just asked to be compensated with toilet paper.

You're a great friend...and American, Clucker. :usa:

The Sportsman•175 months

i think it all depends on the girl... and her skin type... had one girl i could barely kiss on the neck and shed get one

Chicken•175 months

I really don't remember guys giving them to girls. I thought it was always a girl giving one to a guy.

The Sportsman•175 months

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I really don't remember guys giving them to girls. I thought it was always a girl giving one to a guy.

wasnt on purpose... got caught up in the moment a few times :lol:

Cdawg•175 months

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we grabbed a few beers

Bud Dry?

hurricanebro17•175 months

just an 80's thing they look rediculos now days lol

horsesandbulls•175 months

if you know you wont see her again, do it. just to piss her off. but deny her the chance to give you one :pimp:

BlueCrab•175 months

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high school English teacher who had big knockers

Pics?

LSUballs•175 months

I think hickeys are still quite the rage in the Meth community.

Possibly in the black community too...although its hard to tell.

Martavius•175 months

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Are giving hickeys still popular?

No but biting seems to be popular among women these days.

Kige Ramsey•175 months

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Kalunda, toilet paper, Tivo, ankle tattoos, Scrabble, hickeys

Those 3 match up so I would say yes

LCA131•175 months

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and return my Tivo (I recorded the LSU/Washington game for him)

If he was returning YOUR Tivo how did YOU record for him? Just trying to get the facts straight.

SprintFun•175 months

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If he was returning YOUR Tivo how did YOU record for him? Just trying to get the facts straight.

He probably hit the record button, then after the game handed him the tivo :dunno:

TexasTiger05•175 months

I've never understood the concept of giving a hickey. Also, why would you allow someone to sit there and suck on your neck for an extended period of time?

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When is the last time you gave or received a hickey?

never

Towelie•175 months

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Also, why would you allow someone to sit there and suck on your neck for an extended period of time?

That's what you do when you're 14.

Clyde Tipton•175 months

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Also, why would you allow someone to sit there and suck on your neck for an extended period of time?

Because they are banging you...:dunno:

TheDoc•175 months

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When is the last time you gave or received a hickey?

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never

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stout•175 months

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Tags: Kalunda, toilet paper, Tivo, ankle tattoos, Scrabble, hickeys

:lol:

Uncle JackD•175 months

Very trailer parkish imo

Muppet•175 months

[I]Is[/i] it still popular.

Just add official chicken scratch proof reader to my list of prestigious titles.

TigersBucs•173 months

i give em in other places beside neck though :nana:

Codythetiger•173 months

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i give em in other places beside neck though

Inner thigh is money... just saying

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