So there's a new Piranha 3-D movie coming out soon. Remember back in the day when people would say that sentence and your first reaction would be to say "Little early in the day to be drunk, isnt it?". I wont bore you with the details of this remake because lets face it if you even think about uttering the words "hey that new Piranha movie looks good" then you should just be shot in the face with a potato gun. Besides, looks like it should be called Camel Toe 3-D
The link goes to some chicks on the set. FYI I'd totally make love to these two hotties. And when I say "love" I mean tie them to a chain link fence and spank them with lunch meat while I give myself a purple nurple. Damn! Is anyone else getting a boner or is it just me? (kidding! I know you have one too, stinkin pervert). DAMN MY SEXY IMAGINATION! I should write some romance novels.
update: Might not be SFW depending on your employers stance on chicks in bikinis.
I remember watching the 1978 Piranha years ago, and it was actually fairly entertaining, in a "Wow, this B movie is so shitty, it's entertaining" kind of way.
Is this a remake of that, or just a "reimagining"?
I haven't watched too many things in 3-D, but I do remember that lagoon movie.
I think the only thing I have effectively enjoyed in 3-D was the Terminator ride at Universal Studios in Orlando. I actually felt things were coming at me. On TV, not so much.
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