Please post law enforcement interactions and your index

I’m a 12.9 index.

I have had 2 parking tickets, two speeding tickets, was detained in a patrol car under suspicion of “possession”- charges dropped.
I was scolded to not throw a football across college street at Auburn by APD.

No mugshots- this may be what’s holding me back.

I’ve done some lessons, but with Scottie being kind of a hardened criminal, I’m thinking maybe a life of crime would have helped my index.

Have any of our low single digit or plus index golfers here done time like old Scottie?