auggie

[quote]Wish I could do the same. Tell her Happy Mother’s Day from canyon.[/quote] I will. Honestly. Just called and woke her up. We're gonna go over and fix her breakfast. I told her that you wished her a good day. She loves that name " Canyon"...

Sorry yall. Meant to post this on the OT....

Oh, that's too bad..anyway,,, I think I'm gonna get a new puppy tomorrow....

[quote] I walked up to him and introduced myself and told him I wanted him to meet my son. He stood up and shook my son's hand and visited with him for a few minutes. He treated my kid like he was the most important person in the world. [/quote] My dad took me to meet Bear Bryant a couple of time...

I tried to kill myself with a hi-point once, but I killed the Mexican lawn guy instead. The DA is still looking at the case. I think I have a case to sue Hi- point, my yard looks like crap now Really though, I've only shot 1 Hi- point pistol before, it was a .380. I dumped a mag and it didn'...

[quote]This morning, I heard a strange noise. I walked to my living room and there was a woman in a night gown asleep on my floor. [/quote] I bet if you had shined one of those UV lights on her, like the detectives have on TV, it would be an eye opener....

Might get a lot of downvotes, but I really loved Mob Rules I loved that song Country Girl....

[quote] the Gold Rush lounge[/quote] CSB for real Used to go there sometimes years ago. One of my high school English teachers was a bartender there for a long time, heck she may still be. :lol:...

None of them can touch the fried chicken at the Piggly Wiggly Deli in Newsite, Alabama....

[quote] Mine is weird. Whenever I drop something I can almost always catch it before it hits the ground. Anybody else have this skill?[/quote] Same here. I was in a sports bar once, watching a ball game, it was standing room only. I saw how the defense for a team was adjusting right befo...