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My Florida butler left his plane there. I’ll have my chief pilot mention it to him....

re: Birds at your Feeder: 2024

Posted by soccerfüt on 5/10/24 at 2:24 pm
[quote]All I got. Was in trree behind house.[/quote]Takes about four to make a decent meal....
Those old folks got their dander up and down at the same time....

re: Can Louisiana ever be fixed?

Posted by soccerfüt on 5/10/24 at 2:14 pm
[quote]So back in the day there was this plant that you could make clothes and stuff out of[/quote]Movie Star Lingerie had plants that could be used to make clothes and stuff. Ain’t dere no mo’....

re: A twist on school shenanigans

Posted by soccerfüt on 5/10/24 at 2:12 pm
Maybe she can get herself into a 12,000 step program....
[quote]When people make a comment about people from Louisiana, I try to explain to them the difference between North and South Louisiana.[/quote]Splitting hairs about the faster cripple....
[quote]Prepare yourself for coronal mass ejection[/quote]This will lead to increased anal leakage in Aggieland....

re: Do any retirees “miss” work?

Posted by soccerfüt on 5/10/24 at 1:46 pm
[quote]missing work[/quote][img]https://media.tenor.com/y994phul8ZUAAAAe/office-space-missing.png[/img]...
DEI will have this person as a Trainer for Air Traffic Controllers within a year....
Most transitioning folks in/around Loganville are called “Deeprig”. Not that strange that they said that....
These goddam Cowboys fans are getting out of control....
[quote]Fortson was assigned to the 4th Special Operations Squadron as a special missions aviator, where one of his roles as a member of the squadron’s AC-130J Ghostrider aircrew was to load the gunship’s 30mm and 105mm cannons during missions.[/quote][quote]Ghostrider aircrew[/quote]Ironic...
[quote]I can’t help but think a lot of people driving newer cars with upside down loans[/quote]I can’t help but think a lot of people are concerned with the new baggage control system they’ve got at Heathrow....

re: Talk about catshit crazy!

Posted by soccerfüt on 5/9/24 at 8:41 am
Blind link, GFY...
Not me but about 50% of the general populace: “Moist”...
Plot for a AI movie: Peter meets Tinker Bell....
[quote]I feel like you just wanted to tell your story about fricking a Canadian prisoner[/quote]Kinda redundant: they all display at some point the realization that it’s a prison of sorts. OP: If that story is true, 350 O-T points to you today. Conjugal visit poontang has got to rate high on th...