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re: Saturday Baseball Thread

Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/11/24 at 7:58 pm
[embed]https://twitter.com/CHANNEL_TN_/status/1789423472533213607?t=u6AZzNLlpayVvYtN4B7_DA&s=19[/embed]...
I don't think any scene in any movie could ever affect me the same way as the original chestburster scene. It could not have been set up more perfectly. I was 9 or 10 years old, and I had nightmares for months. ...

re: Zillow Gone Wild

Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/10/24 at 10:36 pm
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re: Best Biopic movies for bands

Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/10/24 at 10:34 pm
[quote]Spinal Tap /thread[/quote]...
[quote]Ouch Pro tip: Don't let your girl watch.[/quote] Lol. She trolled the shite out of me for a couple of days after that episode. Her : "Babe, your penis is fine. The big ones hurt." Me: "Will you shut the frick up" Her: *Giggles* Ex 2- Me: *Tries to initiate a quickie in th...

re: Things a man should know

Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/9/24 at 5:20 pm
All but 21 and 27 for me. I know my alcohol capacity but don't always stick within my limits. Haven't learned a second language, and I certainly won't be learning French or German. ...
[quote]he's a small dude but wields a large cutlass.[/quote] Definitely wouldn't want to cross swords with him. ...
[quote]Thanks for showing us Van'e penis, Starz. Preciate it. [/quote] I knew someone was gonna bring it up Really could have done without my girl seeing his pipe and saying "Dammmmn". :lol:...

re: Bring Us Your Memes Thread

Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/8/24 at 5:51 pm
[embed]https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1787942171393352153?t=wj8ovxtSHpQdG2NgensWIg&s=19[/embed]...
TIL: Random Tweet speaks for Tennessee Baseball ...
Han shot first in this version ...

re: Saturday Baseball Thread

Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/4/24 at 7:49 pm
THROW THE DAMN TOWEL ...
"I'll put a knot on your head big enough to need a birth certificate "....
Do not recommend that one that's always advertised on prnhub...it "MAKES YOU CUM IN 5 SECONDS". ...

re: Remember the Titans

Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 5/2/24 at 4:33 pm
[quote]Dang...just did a little research on Gerry Bertier. In the 1971 season, Bertier had 42 sacks and his tackles for loss caused RBs to lose a total of 432 yards.[/quote] This is why you cannot replace a Gerry Bertier....
[quote]She is a paid instructor & PhD candidate at Columbia studying "theories of the imagination & poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens" [/quote] You're making this up, this can't possibly be a thing.....please [quote]No, I'm not making this up. [/quote] I don't want to live on ...
[quote]Also, shower sex is just awkward and slippery.[/quote] Depends on the shower. If you have a spacious shower, with a rainfall shower head, and a bench, shower sex is amazing. Well worth the investment in a bathroom upgrade. But a standard walk in is awkward, uncomfortable, and dangero...
[quote]It’s weird that you think about me like that[/quote] Sorry I picture you as very effeminate :dunno: ...
[quote]AOC was killed there and dawgfan still pees himself a little when thinking about all those people in red hats[/quote] dawgfan definitely sits down to pee. ...