Socrates Johnson

re: Jake Fischer: An unofficial poll of executives have BI above Trae Young

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 5/16/24 at 8:35 am

I think most people see point Zion as a great failsafe for quick buckets, but question its sustained success due to personnel. Zion can operate within another offensive system, but can anyone else orchestrate a point Zion system?...

re: Superman: Hollywood vs Guy on his phone.

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 5/12/24 at 10:07 pm

[quote]dunking on [/quote] Every time you get in a fight on here you use this incorrectly. This doesn't mean "crapping on" as you seem to think. "Dunking on" means you have unequivocally won an argument. I don't expect you to understand sports euphemisms, though, unless it's explained to you ...

re: Superman: Hollywood vs Guy on his phone.

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 5/12/24 at 4:08 pm

You are a very unhappy person...

re: Top roasts of all time

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 5/10/24 at 8:54 pm

[quote]The Jerry Stiller Friars roast is really good.[/quote] When Jeff Ross said that he wouldn't eff Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick....

re: What’s more important to you when watching a movie: entertainment or plot/story

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 5/4/24 at 10:25 pm

Not a better way on the planet to tell someone you sniff your own farts than to lecture them on the difference between "movies" and "films." Personally, movies are a sum of their ingredients. I don't go digging for plot holes but a forced story can feel like a shitty video game....

re: What will it take for Gayle, Dennis and Mickey to admit there are foundational issues.

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 5/4/24 at 9:54 am

Let’s start a rumor that donations to the Archdiocese are luxury tax deductible....

re: KOC: League sources "expect" Pelicans to be aggressive in trade market

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 5/1/24 at 8:19 am

[quote]the offense[/quote] The PG won't matter if we don't have an offense with choices. ...

re: NBC is trying to steal Turner's slice of the NBA pie

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 4/30/24 at 4:59 pm

Don't tease me with Roundball Rock....

re: This is about Willie Green

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 4/30/24 at 1:11 pm

[quote]Our best player was hurt and #2 and #3 played like shite. You just can’t overcome that sort of thing.[/quote] when you don't know Xs and Os and rely on a blunt force offense, shite goes sideways when you lose the hammer...

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re: Griff started off with a roster of Zion, AD and Jrue.

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 4/30/24 at 12:25 pm

[quote]Griff has done more with less than any gm I can remember.[/quote] This is the most wrong anyone has been yet today....

re: Willie Green/Season thoughts

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 4/30/24 at 9:32 am

Our team that can't finish games can't finish seasons. It's coaching.[quote]We need a true PG that can orchestrate an offense. A Haliburton/CP3 ca 2010’s type.[/quote]I noticed last that Herb might be the only one out there thinking about where other people should be. He might be our best PG....

re: The Pel’s issues are not that complicated.

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 4/29/24 at 10:29 pm

5) dance team with no fatties 6) any gameday atmosphere...

Best reason to pull this out

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 4/29/24 at 9:56 pm

So that we could be the first team to fire their coach in the playoffs...

re: Pels (0-3) vs Thunder (3-0)

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 4/29/24 at 9:52 pm

I wish my wife would contest sex like Willie argues for a foul....

re: Pels (0-3) vs Thunder (3-0)

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 4/29/24 at 8:07 pm

SGA hurt?...

re: Pels (0-3) vs Thunder (3-0)

Posted by Socrates Johnson on 4/29/24 at 8:04 pm

[quote]Seriously, this is likely the last NBA game I watch all year because of the officiating. frick the NBA[/quote] good news, no more Wing Stop commercials, friend....