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CaptSpaulding
| Favorite team: | Atlanta Braves  |
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| Number of Posts: | 6535 |
| Registered on: | 2/16/2012 |
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re: Joey Chesnut banned from Nathan’s Hotdog eating contest for supporting vegan brand
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/11/24 at 9:23 pm
I’m on my way to the encampment right now. #nojoeynopeace...
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re: 3 shark attacks in Destin in the last 5 hours
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/7/24 at 6:21 pm
I wonder if they will release the shark’s manifesto. ...
re: Ferris Bueller took the day off today in 1985
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/5/24 at 2:28 pm
fricking Rooney giving Ferris a hard time for skipping a day of school in June of his senior year. With as much as he hated him, you think he’d be glad he wasn’t there, instead of trying to bust him which would mean he’d have to deal with him all summer too. ...
re: Birmingham Southern is eliminated on a walk-off HR.
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/2/24 at 7:38 pm
That’s baseball. ...
re: Trump has put out a statement. He's a very innocent man.
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/30/24 at 5:56 pm
Did he use speak to text for this?...
re: Just donated to Trump
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/30/24 at 5:06 pm
I want you to be honest. If it guarantees 100% that he would be the next president, would you suck his dick?...
re: Charges against Scottie Scheffler will be dropped today
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/29/24 at 10:55 am
[quote]I mean, I realize the dude has more important stuff to do, but I wish he would make the police department broke from the lawsuits he brings against them.[/quote]
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re: Uhhhh, Scottie, should had kept your mouth shut in the police car.
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/29/24 at 10:41 am
As a rule of thumb, I would say that it’s a good idea not to go against a guy in a yellow vest. Not because they actually have any authority, but because anyone doing something that requires wearing a yellow vest has one thing on their mind: frick this bullshite. Similar to why you should never mess w...
re: The ATL Thread 5/28: Schwellenbach called up
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/28/24 at 8:32 pm
What Michael Harris sees now during the outfield celebration dance.
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re: WWE Monday Night Raw Thread: A New Kingdom Edition
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/27/24 at 10:00 pm
I thought I was out of shape, but as it turns out I run just like Braun Strowman so I think I’m ok. ...
re: MLB umpiring just got a major upgrade
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/27/24 at 9:10 pm
I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve a lot of the hate that comes his way, but to be honest I’m happy for him. He’s given a lot to the game, and now he can have more time to devote to his real passion of cocksucking. ...
re: Nothing like finding out you're getting laid off
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/23/24 at 1:49 pm
Do you want to make $1000-$5000 a day?...
re: King Charles III new painting
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/21/24 at 7:05 pm
Seems like something Dwight Schrute would have made of himself. ...
re: Scottie Arraignment
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/21/24 at 8:28 am
[quote]I mean this seems absurd to people posting on a golf message board, but if I told a non-golf fan that “Scottie Scheffler got arrested Friday morning” they probably wouldn’t know who I was talking about.[/quote]
You could probably say the same thing about half the justices on the Supreme Co...
re: Yellowjackets are underrated
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/18/24 at 9:10 pm
[quote]Mowing the yard and running over an underground yellowjacket nest is one of life's most miserable events.[/quote]
This happened to me once. It led to my mower rolling down a hill, and me later having to lay down cover fire with the leaf blower to retrieve an AirPod. ...
re: Joe Rogan’s latest guest - Terrance Howard - it’s a doozy
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/18/24 at 9:08 pm
[quote]"How can it equal one?" he said. "If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot b...
re: World Number 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler arrested UPDATE: Arresting officer is former NOPD
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/17/24 at 9:07 am
[quote]Obviously he caught an attitude or pulled a don't you know who I am or something[/quote]
If he did, this seems like one of the few legitimate times that card should be played. ...
re: World Number 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler arrested UPDATE: Arresting officer is former NOPD
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/17/24 at 9:04 am
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re: World Number 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler arrested UPDATE: Arresting officer is former NOPD
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/17/24 at 8:50 am
If I were Scottie, I’d lean into it and play the entire round in the orange jumpsuit. ...
re: World Number 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler arrested UPDATE: Arresting officer is former NOPD
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/17/24 at 8:42 am
[quote]They just interviewed the local attorney hired on his behalf on ESPN+. [/quote]
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