Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Biography:Forward Bitches ! Celebrating 50 years of Ole Miss futility.
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Occupation:Pimp, Mack Daddy, Agent,Promoter,Caddy-driver
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Registered on:11/11/2003
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[quote]They got tired of being 8s stuck with male 5s and 6s[/quote] I think you mean perfect 10's being stuck with invisible men who aren't even on the scale. Better to hold out for the drunk celebrity she slept with once who she just knows will save her from having to date down with all those i...
Get in here Ladies & Bros of The Ever Nervous and Finger Wagging Soy Cult of COVID. This is the thread where you apologize for the unscientific fear porn and exercising your Inner Tyrant and destroying lives. [link=(https://yournews.com/2024/05/20/2788787/new-jersey-court-dismisses-80-charges-aga...

re: My dog passed last night

Posted by Lsupimp on 5/20/24 at 10:16 am
My condolences. Cry your tears, it's hard not to. And then imagine a world so amazing that God gave us dogs, the perfect companion, knowing that he would also take them from us quickly, and we still find it to be an essential part of being a fully formed human being. There is something there beyond ...
A man can dream of old school romance, can't he? We invented romance. What good is life without it? Even if more and more women don't seem to be able to recognize it anymore. I want to believe there are still women who have the self-awareness and respect to their truest nature that they still want ...
A lament from the cheap seats; Women are thirsty these days as bad or worse than men. Female promiscuity being one of the biggest predictors of relationship instability and your pet bunny getting boiled so ya might want to avoid this, You used to be able to find a lithe and literate Dutch woman ...
I knew a guy. He used an email address with his real name I. It. He’s still married so I guess after his wife extracted her pound of flesh and he groveled sufficiently, it was survivable....

re: Tell me about Raleigh/Durham

Posted by Lsupimp on 5/20/24 at 8:25 am
I just came back from Asheville and enjoyed it tremendously. There are so many great spots in that state. If my youngest daughter ends up there as I expect, I’m likely to follow. ...
My deepest condolences to all the board Hamas and Hezbollah Bros. ...
Me : I’m moving to Japan. Her: What language do they speak? Me: Japanese. Her: Now is your gf Japanese?’ Me: No she is Vietnamese. Her: Do Vietnamese and Japanese speak the same language. Me. As far as you know....
Pretty simple. Imagine someone lying to you and about you to your face and not breaking character and seeming to have every expectation that you will accept it. You know that they are lying and they know that you know that they are lying, and they still continue. And they don’t budge. And when y...
What is “ not something happening in my field of view anytime ever because I live in Shitsville and women here think relationships are mortal combat” for $500 , Alex. ...
Rather than just deny the existence of what you don’t understand, and even up that with a unilateral insult out of left field, maybe just have a little humility,a little gratitude, and learn. How about a truce, my bro. Because board beefs are lame. ...
You didn’t tell me Jr was suspended from school this week? Yes I did. You just don’t remember. Wuuut? I’d forget my son got suspended from school ? Yeah, you really should pay more attention. By the way I made some changes on the house plans with the architect. You did what ? Yeah I d...
Don’t bring the heat, unless you can take the heat, puff. ...
[quote]Who says this? You ain't no Pimp... Quit being a sensitive little baby, fool..[/quote] Your wife “ falls” a lot , doesn’t she. Your daughter has bruises on her arms, doesn’t she? The cops know your address by heart, right ? Yeah, we know all about the guy who likes malevolence to stay in...

re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread

Posted by Lsupimp on 5/18/24 at 12:40 pm
Hey, Avs fan here. Congratulations. The better team won . The Avs, down Landeskog and Nichushkin and Toews and others just don’t have a Cup identity the last couple of years. They have to hit with a young guy and have some real energy come into the bottom six to play with a Team like Dallas which ha...
[quote]It is just lying. Which is always bad. So I call it lying[/quote] If told the same lie enough one can easily begin to believe it. Pretty soon, after a year of hearing someone say “ you don’t love me. You never loved me. What’s wrong with you that I don’t feel loved” and having this lie attr...
I spent decades being “ gaslit “. Call it want you want, it’s a tactic. Narcissists specialize in it. If you don’t recognize it, it can destroy you. I can spot it now, have recently, and I run with a quickness. All these psychological phrases get overused, which causes a reaction to make fun of t...

re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread

Posted by Lsupimp on 5/17/24 at 6:52 pm
I just drove from Baton Rouge to Asheville, we’ve been up since 1:30 and wow our hosts put us up in a gorgeous home way back back in the woods on a mountain side. Gorgeous. I have no confidence I can stay up another 5 hours. Go Avs....