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Longhorn Actual
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re: Theist of the OT
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/22/24 at 7:45 am
[quote]Theist of the OT[/quote]
Just the one?...
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re: Three alleged CIA agents, arrested in Congo after failed coup attempt
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/21/24 at 7:32 am
[quote]These guys were tied into the coup leader’s son and the whole thing was amateur hour. If the CIA was trying to stage a coup, they wouldn’t have sent those chuckleheads.[/quote]
[quote]So if it was them it would have been done like....the bay of pigs or the two dozen failed attempts on Fidel....
re: Three alleged CIA agents, arrested in Congo after failed coup attempt
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/20/24 at 7:27 am
[quote] My guess is they are, but officially what they were doing there was off the books. One of those "if you get caught, we don't know you" type of things. Successful 99/100 times. This is that 1 unsuccessful time.[/quote]
Your reasoning is flawed. 99/100 would be a layup, thus negating the ...
re: Three alleged CIA agents, arrested in Congo after failed coup attempt
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/20/24 at 7:21 am
[quote]I thought they carried cyanide pills for such situations[/quote]
FFS...
re: Goat-rope in Niger. Another bang-up job by Uncle Joe's team.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/16/24 at 1:39 pm
[quote]keeps our influence in Africa[/quote]
“Keeps” implies possession and the maintaining of such.
We have very little influence in Africa.
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re: First time I've seen SES in one of these DoD signature blocks
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/16/24 at 12:50 pm
[quote]GM-15's and higher. [/quote]
SES/SL/ST are above GS-15....
re: After 146 Years of Construction, world's largest Church set to be completed in 2026
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/16/24 at 6:37 am
It’ll get destroyed like Notre Dame and others. ...
re: How do you miss two shots 3' away from a still target?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/16/24 at 6:18 am
[quote]Pulled instead of squeeing the trigger. Rookie mistake.[/quote]
You don’t “squeeze” the tigger when shooting....
re: How did most C-Suite Execs get to that position?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/14/24 at 9:50 pm
[quote]STEM bachelors and then an MBA at UT-Austin, so I guess I missed the big-time on the second degree. :-)[/quote]
From an academic perspective, McCombs is up there with the best of them. It’s limited in IB/MBB placement due to geography, not quality, and those things play heavily in the ran...
re: How did most C-Suite Execs get to that position?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/14/24 at 8:48 pm
[quote]sociopathic tendencies[/quote]
and
[quote]on the spectrum[/quote]
are not even remotely the same thing. ...
re: Texans Can't Park Properly
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/14/24 at 8:44 pm
[quote] Tonight was better, only four Texas assholes had taken up two spots.[/quote]
4 in 2 spots, huh? Sounds pretty efficient to me.
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re: The DFW metroplex is fascinating to me
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/14/24 at 6:31 am
[quote]Lmao. I remember my first time leaving the farm.[/quote]
There’s a high enough probability that I’d be willing to bet I’ve spent more time in more places around the world than most - you included, you simple, passive-aggressive frick.
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re: The DFW metroplex is fascinating to me
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/13/24 at 7:55 pm
[quote]Idk I’m not the biggest fan of Atlanta but it doesn’t feel nearly as bland and boring as Dallas.[/quote]
The suburbs are bland and boring. That’s their nature.
Dallas is anything but bland/boring, especially close to downtown. Downtown, the Arts District, Hardwood/Klyde Warren, Deep...
re: Things a man should know
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/9/24 at 9:22 pm
How to make a woman orgasm....
re: Have a look at this pair of great tits
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/2/24 at 10:59 pm
Nothing to crow about [img]https://images2.alphacoders.com/242/thumb-1920-242112.jpg[/img]...
re: UNC Chapel Hill students surround the American flag to protect it
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/1/24 at 9:21 am
I know it's been said a million times already, but I still get a kick out of it every single time:
Progressives are the biggest bunch of losers on planet Earth. They're all ugly as shite, frumpy, sloppy, dirty, etc. :lol:...
re: Statements that are 100% a lie and have never been true…..ever.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/1/24 at 9:17 am
"You're the biggest I've ever had."...
re: If you could motorboat anyone who would you motorboat first?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 11:01 pm
[quote]Charlotte McKinney[/quote]
Better get on it quickly. She is starting to look rough. 30 years old and has already had some work done, and not the subtle kind....
re: CNN Health - Sexsomnia: An embarrassing sleep disorder no one wants to talk about.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 10:51 pm
[quote]A 38-year-old man repeatedly tries to force his wife to have sex in the middle of the night but has no memory of his actions when he wakes up.
[/quote]
Sure, Pal. Bailiff, remand the defendant into custody....
re: How good is The Other Guys?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 3:08 pm
I use "they can't all be first round draft picks, okay" all the time when I'm introducing whatever chick I'm currently dating. :lol:...
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