Longhorn Actual

re: Have a look at this pair of great tits

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/2/24 at 10:59 pm

Nothing to crow about [img]https://images2.alphacoders.com/242/thumb-1920-242112.jpg[/img]...

re: UNC Chapel Hill students surround the American flag to protect it

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/1/24 at 9:21 am

I know it's been said a million times already, but I still get a kick out of it every single time: Progressives are the biggest bunch of losers on planet Earth. They're all ugly as shite, frumpy, sloppy, dirty, etc. :lol:...

re: Statements that are 100% a lie and have never been true…..ever.

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/1/24 at 9:17 am

"You're the biggest I've ever had."...

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re: If you could motorboat anyone who would you motorboat first?

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 11:01 pm

[quote]Charlotte McKinney[/quote] Better get on it quickly. She is starting to look rough. 30 years old and has already had some work done, and not the subtle kind....

re: CNN Health - Sexsomnia: An embarrassing sleep disorder no one wants to talk about.

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 10:51 pm

[quote]A 38-year-old man repeatedly tries to force his wife to have sex in the middle of the night but has no memory of his actions when he wakes up. [/quote] Sure, Pal. Bailiff, remand the defendant into custody....

re: How good is The Other Guys?

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 3:08 pm

I use "they can't all be first round draft picks, okay" all the time when I'm introducing whatever chick I'm currently dating. :lol:...

Movie/TV Board

re: How Big Data Centers Are Slowing the Shift to "Clean Energy"

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 2:15 pm

The Utah Data Center, used to store you-know-what by you-know-who, isn't going to be running on solar panels any time soon. It also uses nearly 2 million gallons of water per day. Environmentally friendly indeed. ...

re: Ideal titty size?

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 5:58 pm

[quote]Ideal titty size?[/quote] You're an Aggie. I wouldn't worry about it....

re: They've Gone and Updated the Rainbow Flag... Again.

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 9:30 am

It looks like what you get when you let 6 kids all color in the same design at the same time and they only have 1 box of crayons....

re: Biden Wants To Raise Capital Gains Tax Rates to 44.6% in the Interest of Racial Equity

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 9:21 am

[quote]“The major reason that Black Americans have less access to opportunity is because [b]they are forced into schools that do not give them the education they need to progress and have high wages[/b],” she argues.[/quote] :lol: Sure thing, toots. The schools aren't terrible because of them;...

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re: Andrew Weissmann's intentional ignorance on checks and balances.

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 9:16 am

[quote]I think Andrew Weissmann's frustration is that congress moves too slow or never moves to check the executive. He want's the power to check the executive coming from the DOJ. [/quote] Considering DOJ falls within the executive branch, he's effectively advocating for a 4th branch of govern...

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re: I never imagined that John Fetterman would become one of my favorite senators

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 9:13 am

[quote]What was that Overton Window deal again?[/quote] This is an outstanding example of how the Overton Window is manipulated. AOC and the rest of those nutjobs' purpose, their function within the party and within the leftist/progressive movement, is to be so outrageous that everyone else se...

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re: How fast can hair go grey?

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 9:00 am

[quote]I also work a full time job, a side job for extra income, and attend night classes twice a week for a PhD.[/quote] Good for you. Seriously. ...

re: Video: YouTuber falls 85 feet from a paraglider in Texas

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/28/24 at 9:08 pm

I bet that hurt like a MFer landing on those golf ball sized rocks. ...

re: This joke landed haaaard

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/28/24 at 8:39 pm

[quote]Duh, you think, Longhorn?[/quote] I was addressing this line of thinking. Why would they destroy him? He wasn't mocking Biden; he was mocking the Right. [quote]The liberals from that certain religion that controls Hollywood and the media will make sure his career is over. [/quote]...

re: This joke landed haaaard

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/28/24 at 8:01 pm

Sounds to me like he's trying to mock people who believe those things....

re: Mike Johnson allegedly received $95,000 payment after aid bill passed

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/28/24 at 5:02 pm

[quote]This honestly seems sketchy. Everyone has a price, but $95,000 seems a tad low to sell your soul. The kind of nonsense that we know exists in congress involves 6 and 7 figures… not 5[/quote] [quote]BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson allegedly received a $95,000 payment from a foreign...

re: 2025 first round draft picks

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/28/24 at 8:39 am

[quote]It is easy to see Texas fans are new to the SEC. Why? When you start talking about 1st round draft picks for NFL before the 2024 season has even starter. The learning curve for Texas fans is going to be EPIC. The attitude that you will come into football and be dominate is a joke. ...

SEC Rant

re: Dumbest people on the internet nominees...

Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/26/24 at 1:16 pm

[quote]Surlyhorns: Political board May as well be reading communist take over meeting minutes.[/quote] What a cesspool. If you ever want a true “I have nothing in common with progressives” moment, that’s where you’ll find it. ...