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[quote]If it's as close to hell as you can get, maybe that'll make people think twice about doing something that would land them there.[/quote] No man, you have to pay these murderers and rapists a living wage while in jail. You didn't know?...

re: Short men married to taller women

Posted by Jenious on 6/7/24 at 10:10 am
I went to a dance at my cousins school when I was 13. At that time, I was about 5'10. There was a girl in his class who was about 6'2 and naturally, she asks ME to dance since I was one of the taller guys there. Pretty awkward feeling if I'm being honest. ...
Well, I'm divorced but my ex wife wasn't the hottest. She was top 3 IMO The hottest actually married a guy three years younger than her and much shorter than her. So, you short kings really do have a chance....
You really should have the title as under 5'9. Guys 5'9 and up usually don't have any issues but the ones that are 5'8 and below have some sort of Napoleon complex. I'm 6'2 and my two best friends are 5'8 and 5'5. Both of them are angry little frickers....
[quote]Might have been the same woman[/quote] I had one from Cecilia and Breaux Bridge. Both crazy and good in bed....
I have a former friend that still owes me $200 not including his half of the rent for one month when we were roommates. I'm sure my sister owes me some money from about 20 years ago. I'm in no position to give out money now so people don't even think about asking me....
More than likely, you'll be going to court. Highly doubt a judge or jury would convict you, but you will be paying lawyer fees. The law doesn't protect you as a home/land owner. ...
Tell your kids to hit the slag weights for about 4 hours every day while you're on vacation. They can sweat it out....
I spend more time working out while on vacation rather than spending quality time with my family and friends. - The OT...
[quote]Paregoric[/quote] Don't know what that is but my mom gave me vegetable oil laced with sugar when I had croup. She swears up and down she never gave it to me. ...
[quote]Hydrogen Peroxide[/quote] I swish a little peroxide daily. It actually cleans your teeth and I'm prone to mouth ulcers so I use it as a preventative....
I was behind someone at Popeyes that was taking forever to order. It was a man driving, the wife was pointing at the menu. The drive thru worker kept saying "Welcome back to Popeyes, may I take your order?" She legit said it like 4 times and they never answered her. Eventually, the guy just drov...
Burger King had 99 cent whoppers on occasions when I was in high school(93-97). We racked up on those things....
[quote]Jody plowing them guts[/quote] Nah, it ain't Jody. It's JaMarcus. ...
[quote]Lafayette Renaissance Charter.[/quote] Last year's head coach for LCA, Hunter Landry, is now LRCA's head coach and Trev Faulk is the Athletic Director. I can probably put money that they're going to take a lot of current and future LCA kids....
[quote]Those are awful. Bring these back:[/quote] I think those red alternates are bad luck. I don't think they won a game wearing them. ...
[quote]I was attacked by one and the owner was on disability [/quote] Was that before or after you banged 500 chicks?...

re: Bidenomics is paying off

Posted by Jenious on 5/16/24 at 2:53 pm
[quote]1978 laughs at your 7%[/quote] My ex FIL said he was paying like 18% interest on his home back in the early 80's. I like to remind the younger generation about this when they say housing was so much cheaper back then. Sure, his house cost $40K brand new but his mortgage was $700/month when...
[quote] My butler's chauffeur is looking for a weekend getaway place[/quote] The most played out shtick on here. ...
I worked with a guy whose wife was bisexual and she was nice looking. She would go on dates with women while he stayed behind with the kids. She would send him pictures and video of the fun. He couldn't participate but could watch at times and they went to a swinger's club out in NOLA a few times. S...