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UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford  |
| Location: | Bay Area |
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| Number of Posts: | 3407 |
| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
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re: Apparently here is the incident video of Scottie Scheffler and the police officer
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/23/24 at 12:27 pm
The shame of it is that if this happens to a "normal" person they have to spend a small fortune to clear their name and still have felony arrest record.
frick this dick less piece of shite. ...
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re: Pros vs Joes
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/22/24 at 2:24 pm
I remember Adam Pacman Jones being in an episode and he got COOKED. then the following year he was back in the league. go figure.....
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re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:38 pm
[quote]You could’ve bought everyone in the store one after they left. You could’ve called them back in and done it. Hell, you could’ve bought it and tan outside and given it to them. But I guess it’s easier to just pretend you’re a baller who “could have but you didn’t have time to.”[/quote]
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re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:27 pm
[quote]What does this shitty mom have to do with a 10 year old kid?[/quote]
IDK? I hear once you have them you tend to be stuck with them, for the most part. ...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:25 pm
[quote]I’d have probably bought her stuff for her. I’m a softy when it comes to kids[/quote]
So am I. Thanks for getting it. ...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:21 pm
[quote]Then why didn’t you buy Sponge Bob ice cream for everyone in the store, big shot?[/quote]
What part of I didnt get the chance didnt you understand? I just wanted my miller lites, broski. wasn't anticipating having to think at a place that is always out of zyns, you know?...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:17 pm
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You should have went and got a second case of beer and walked out with both saying you didn’t think you had enough for both.[/quote]
I offered $20 for the case and she looked at me like she wanted to kill me, lol...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:15 pm
[quote]She was like a lioness teaching her cub to hunt, while she lurks in the bush. In this case, the cub failed the test, because you didn’t buy the two cones for the kid. The kid will get better at it, don’t worry.[/quote]
This legit made me lol. Thanks!...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:07 pm
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Are you sure you had enough money after buying your latte considering the student loans for your interpretive dance degree?[/quote]
I could cut a deck of cards for your net worth and not think twice about it either way meat hand. ...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 5:52 pm
[quote]She’ll be fine with just one SpongeBob ice cream cone. This is not a “child in need”.[/quote]
She didnt have enough for one! Forget not having enough. Its the part that no one taught her any of this that is messing me up more than anything.
So was it a lesson mom was trying to teach by...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 5:46 pm
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What's the dilemma? The little girl has a parent who could have helped her out.[/quote]
You know a lot of parents who deuce out on their kids to check out in another line? She even looked around and said, "where did she go?" ...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 5:43 pm
[quote]What kind of beer you get baw?[/quote]
Miller Lite. Im a cheap date. ...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 5:43 pm
[quote]It costs zero to mind your own business.[/quote]
So seeing something like that doesnt at least give you pause? Part of my reason for even being so bothered by this is all the stupid permutations my brain went through as I was counting the change she poured out.
They were $2.90. She wan...
Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 5:32 pm
Went in to the local stop and rob to get a case of beer. A young lady (couldnt have been more than 10) was in front of me getting two sponge bob ice cream cones. She had a metal box purse.
Before the cashier rung it up she said, wait, im not sure Ill have enough for both. She dumped ou...
re: Anyone use tarot cards to make life decisions?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 1:45 pm
THIS?! YOU COULDN'T SEE THIS?!
/Looks over at Terry Benedict...
re: Where are “Ernest Goes to Camp”, “Mall Rats”, and “PCU”?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 1:44 pm
[quote]Damn... is there anything this guy DOESN'T ruin?[/quote]
To be fair, his phone getting hacked gave us the Fappening so maybe he doesn't ruin everything.
(that was always my favorite conspiracy theory. It wasnt some huge cabal trying to hack all the celebs...it was Harvey's icloud that ...
re: "Major League" Movie
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 1:31 pm
I always found it hilarious that whenever Harris would say something religious like this, Dorn would act SO put off by it. Like in this scene:
[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuzpRP8_Pf4[/embed]
The way he rolls back his head when Harris asks to pray always made me crack up (plus the il...
re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/20/24 at 8:16 pm
[quote]ESPN juicing those WNBA tv ratings with this bull shite.[/quote]
ZOMG! 6 million tuned in to a regular season game! We have arrived! (Ratings drop back to 50k the next game)...
re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/20/24 at 8:12 pm
And people wonder why they hate NHL coverage on ESPN.
Would love to know what the boys are saying in the locker room waiting on a WNBA game to end so they can play. ...
re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/20/24 at 8:07 pm
[quote]is, after the WNBA game is over[/quote]
Regular season game. No one is watching this. Game 7 hockey game getting pre-empted for this shite. Unreal. ...
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