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Mike Johnson: If I Had Been Removed, Iran Could Have Launched Nuclear Missiles At Israel
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:02 am
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:02 am
He was on Fox & Friends this morning.
While receiving constant oral sex from Kilmeade, he was actually asked a pointed question by Doocy…
Doocy: “You were saved by Democrats. They didn’t save Kevin McCarthy, but they sure saved you. Why did they do that?”
Johnson: “Because they believe like I do. They believe in the institution. We can’t let the Congress be stuck. We have to save the world. If we allowed chaos and stagnation to interrupt the people’s work, then Iran could have fired nuclear missiles at Israel. China would take over Taiwan. Russia would take over Ukraine and push through Europe.”
Yes he actually said that. All that BS notwithstanding, I found one part particularly eye opening…
“Iran could launch nuclear missiles at Israel.”
Okay. So, from his statement we may infer one of the following:
- He’s bull shitting
- The CIA bull shitted him and he believes it
- Iran really does have nuclear weapons and he let the cat out of the bag
Whichever one it is, it sucks.
I was surprised there was no follow up from Doocy.
While receiving constant oral sex from Kilmeade, he was actually asked a pointed question by Doocy…
Doocy: “You were saved by Democrats. They didn’t save Kevin McCarthy, but they sure saved you. Why did they do that?”
Johnson: “Because they believe like I do. They believe in the institution. We can’t let the Congress be stuck. We have to save the world. If we allowed chaos and stagnation to interrupt the people’s work, then Iran could have fired nuclear missiles at Israel. China would take over Taiwan. Russia would take over Ukraine and push through Europe.”
Yes he actually said that. All that BS notwithstanding, I found one part particularly eye opening…
“Iran could launch nuclear missiles at Israel.”
Okay. So, from his statement we may infer one of the following:
- He’s bull shitting
- The CIA bull shitted him and he believes it
- Iran really does have nuclear weapons and he let the cat out of the bag
Whichever one it is, it sucks.
I was surprised there was no follow up from Doocy.
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:03 am to LuckyTiger
Our domestic AND foreign policy are all dominated by Israel and “conservatives” are happy about it
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:04 am to LuckyTiger
The "If" conversation to justify. Yeah that's not gonna fly for anyone with a brain.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:04 am to LuckyTiger
quote:
Johnson: “Because they believe like I do. They believe in the institution. We can’t let the Congress be stuck. We have to save the world. If we allowed chaos and stagnation to interrupt the people’s work, then Iran could have fired nuclear missiles at Israel. China would take over Taiwan. Russia would take over Ukraine and push through Europe.”
Geez. This like Noem shooting the puppy.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:04 am to LuckyTiger
quote:
We have to save the world.
This is the problem right there. No, we don't. The best outcome in the Middle East for 'The World' would be for Israel, Iran, and 'Palestine'/Hamas to be destroyed. That is the only way to bring actual peace to the region.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:05 am to LuckyTiger
Obviously, short man syndrome has taken over.
Joshua Morott is taller!!
I guess we just vote lil' Mikey out.
Joshua Morott is taller!!
I guess we just vote lil' Mikey out.
This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 9:07 am
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:06 am to Timeoday
He was blackmailed.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:08 am to LuckyTiger
How is this statement a win for him in his mind?
Either everyone thinks he is full of shite (he is) or he is admitting that Iran has nukes, which is a failure of the Obama and Biden administrations that he is enabling.
Either everyone thinks he is full of shite (he is) or he is admitting that Iran has nukes, which is a failure of the Obama and Biden administrations that he is enabling.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:08 am to LuckyTiger
quote:
Because they believe like I do. They believe in the institution. We can’t let the Congress be stuck. We have to save the world. If we allowed chaos and stagnation to interrupt the people’s work, then Iran could have fired nuclear missiles at Israel. China would take over Taiwan. Russia would take over Ukraine and push through Europe.”
Holy shite it's worse than I imagined. What a terrible take
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:08 am to LuckyTiger
Washington D.C. is like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Send a normal person up there and they come back as one of THEM.
Send a normal person up there and they come back as one of THEM.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:12 am to Damone
quote:
Our domestic AND foreign policy are all dominated by Israel and “conservatives” are happy about it
Someone hasn't been paying attention.
Conservatives dominate and thus control NOTHING. Especially when they are in a positions of power.
As far as policy leaning towards Israeli interests. That's a much better proposition than it leaning towards Islamic interests. And since policy is obviously NEVER going to lean towards Americans interest the I guess of the two I choose Israel. As should you.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:12 am to Bunk Moreland
quote:
He was blackmailed.
Well what is to stop them from using whatever it is in the future?
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:13 am to TrueTiger
“Vote for the fricking bill!”
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:17 am to Bunk Moreland
quote:
He was blackmailed.
I think the CIA threatened him with sticks and tempted him with carrots.
I think they made it clear to him in no uncertain terms that his entire life was going to be determined in that meeting.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:17 am to LuckyTiger
Imagine if he was this concerned about America.
This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 8:24 am
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:19 am to Night Vision
quote:
Well what is to stop them from using whatever it is in the future?
Nothing.
He is completely controlled from this point forward.
He’s a sock puppet.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:19 am to LuckyTiger
This guy…
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:20 am to LuckyTiger
he supposedly also gave a long speech about the lawfare against Trump.
Paul Ryan was probably biting his pillow.
Paul Ryan was probably biting his pillow.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:22 am to LuckyTiger
That picture is clearly photoshopped.
I don't see Hakeem Jeffries behind him manipulating him like a ventriloquist dummy.
I don't see Hakeem Jeffries behind him manipulating him like a ventriloquist dummy.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:27 am to LuckyTiger
It's beyond frustrating. He said no foreign aid until our border is secure. Completely caved on that.
Then passed the ridiculous foreign aid package lumping Ukraine and Israel together only to have Biden now hold up Israel. It's obvious he got played.
Feels hopeless if this is the best we can do.
Then passed the ridiculous foreign aid package lumping Ukraine and Israel together only to have Biden now hold up Israel. It's obvious he got played.
Feels hopeless if this is the best we can do.
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