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Israel Warns Civilians To Evacuate Rafah In Most Incompetent Genocide Ever
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:40 pm
quote:GENOCIDE
GAZA — With its forces pressing deeper into the Hamas-controlled stronghold, Israel warned civilians to evacuate Rafah in what analysts are calling the most incompetent genocide ever.
The sad excuse for a genocidal operation began this week, with Israeli forces inexplicably letting civilians know that they should vacate the city as soon as possible, horribly bungling the attempt to commit genocide against the Palestinian people.
"Please leave the city immediately," warned an announcement from the Israeli Defense Forces. "The offensive to completely eradicate the Palestinian people will begin soon. Gather whatever belongings you can take with you, protect your children, and get out of Rafah as soon as possible. This will ensure our goal of killing every Palestinian will not be met, and to be honest, I'm not sure why we would issue this warning if our goal was, in fact, to commit genocide, but here it is. Thank you."
Geopolitical analysts around the world were confused by the move. "What a debacle," said renowned historian and observer of global events, Dr. Blake Rumsey. "This is, without a doubt, the most incompetent genocide I've ever seen. What country intent on committing genocide would make such a huge mistake to warn people to evacuate? If Israel thinks this will lead to a successful genocide, they're in for a rude awakening. No nation that wants to commit genocide should ever use Israel as an example. What a failure."
At publishing time, anti-Israel protesters around the globe had begun condemning Israel for displacing Palestinian civilians from their homes instead of following the narrative and completely wiping them out.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:48 pm to TigerVespamon
“Hey y’all, return to your destroyed homes in the north while we destroy your homes in the south”
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:52 pm to TigerVespamon
Babylon Bee is peddling Israeli propaganda now and passing it off as comedy? Here’s my shocked face.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:55 pm to Damone
Bee posting the real truth for once. This is not satire.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:05 pm to TigerVespamon
Did another 20k die yesterday?
Our board drama queens have that death toll doubling almost weekly.
Our board drama queens have that death toll doubling almost weekly.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:15 pm to Seldom Seen
I guess I shouldnt be surprised, but the number of conservatives on here that are bitches for Israel is pathetic. They have their own interests and most of the damn time they dont connect with ours.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:01 pm to TigerVespamon
Smells like patchouli in this liberal trash thread.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:30 pm to Damone
quote:
Babylon Bee is peddling Israeli propaganda now and passing it off as comedy?
It works as comedy because the accusations of genocide are so ridiculous.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:34 pm to South21
quote:
I guess I shouldnt be surprised, but the number of conservatives on here that are bitches for Israel is pathetic. They have their own interests and most of the damn time they dont connect with ours.
No, most of the time they do. However, it is true that we are spending way too much money on Israel. We should make them pay their own way.
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:38 pm to TigerVespamon
so many here are fooled by pallywood actors. they have been doing it for ages.
now i am not saying it is all pallywood but did these people think hamas would not hide behind women and children in schools and hospitals? did they think 0 innocents would be killed?
remind me who elected terrorists as the head of gaza government again?
israel also messed up by not genociding all the arabs living there! right? i mean this is supposed to be genocide right? Then why did they not start in their own nation? OH NOZ!
pallywood actor
now i am not saying it is all pallywood but did these people think hamas would not hide behind women and children in schools and hospitals? did they think 0 innocents would be killed?
remind me who elected terrorists as the head of gaza government again?
israel also messed up by not genociding all the arabs living there! right? i mean this is supposed to be genocide right? Then why did they not start in their own nation? OH NOZ!
pallywood actor
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:39 pm to OBReb6
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OBReb6
u and HAMAS MORELAND are melting huh?
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:06 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:Oh at least 20k.
Did another 20k die yesterday?
Our board drama queens have that death toll doubling almost weekly.
I think their gonna surpass the number of Jews killed by the Nazis.
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