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What's your most desperate hookup story?

Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:33 am
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10280 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:33 am
I once worked for a company in the oil business and was stationed in a very remote area of Alberta. After about 4 months I came across a prison pen pal website. I found a lady that was decent looking and her bio was funny, so I hit her up. We started corresponding with two letters each the first month. The 2nd month was one letter a week and then it turned into phone calls a couple of times a month.

After a while it started turning sexual. Then she told me she gets conjugal visits every 2 months. Next thing I know I'm making the 3 hour trip to Edmonton to smash. I hit it 4 times over the next year. She was getting out of prison about 2 years after my project in Canada was over, and started talking about marriage and starting a life together in Calgary, so I started to distance myself the last 3 months there. She called me a frick boy and said she was going to find me whenever she got out. I haven't heard from her since and I can't find her on social media.
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 8:44 am
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53927 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:35 am to
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6825 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:35 am to
I think you win.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124609 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:36 am to
That’s pretty bad

Not sure what’s worse that story or someone graduating from lsu and being a Bama fan
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78842 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:37 am to
I have no desperate hook up stories. I am a chaste man of good taste and refinement. Conjugal visit hookups would be hard to top.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17301 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:38 am to
What was she in prison for?
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36460 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:38 am to
appreciate an OP who actually has a story for the thread they start. that said, just jerk off, man, jesus
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116158 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Conjugal visit hookups would be hard to top.


Yeah, I think we have a winner right out of the gate.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10280 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:40 am to
quote:

What was she in prison for?



manslaughter
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9447 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:40 am to
quote:

She called me a frick boy


black chick?
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10280 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:41 am to
quote:


black chick?


No. This was Canada.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8361 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:41 am to
quote:

I once worked for a company in the oil business and was stationed in a very remote area of Alberta. After about 4 months I came across a prison pen pal website. I found a lady that was decent looking and her bio was funny, so I hit her up. We started corresponding with two letters each the first month. The 2nd month was one letter a week and then it turned into phone calls a couple of times a month.

After a while it started turning sexual. Then she told me she gets conjugal visits every 2 months. Next thing I know I'm making the 3 hour trip to Edmonton to smash. I hit it 4 times over the next year. She was getting out of prison about 2 years after my project in Canada was over, and started talking about marriage and starting a life together in Calgary, so I started to distance myself my last 3 months there. She called me a frick boy and said she was going to find me whenever she got out. I haven't heard from her since and I can't find her on social media.

Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31374 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:43 am to
yea smashing a chick in prison for manslaughter....you win, case closed. jesus christ dude
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17725 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:43 am to
I feel like you just wanted to tell your story about fricking a Canadian prisoner
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
2054 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:44 am to
quote:

manslaughter



Well, at least she was funny
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59568 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:44 am to
If that's true, ah, either way that's a good story.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17301 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:45 am to
quote:

manslaughter


Well luckily you had a 2 year head start and maybe some other sap started hitting it after you left and she forgot about you.

Or maybe she's stalking you at this moment waiting for the opportune time to strike.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67157 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:45 am to
I drove from Sorrento to Marksville to see a really bad movie at the casino with a girl there. Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79308 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:46 am to
That's a pretty good story akshully.

Who knew conjugal visits in prison were actually a thing. Would imagine you'd have to be married to the inmate to have them. Guess not.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6745 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:48 am to
How does this work? Do you get a room? How private is it?
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