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Princeton students end hunger strike after 10 days because of "health concerns”

Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:10 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109002 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:10 am
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Not the Bee

After 10 whole days of fluffy, overweight Princeton students refusing to eat to protest Israel, they have finally called it quits and introduced "rotary hunger strikes."

"Princeton Gaza Solidarity Encampment Update: Due to health concerns of the 13 strikers who fasted for 9 days, the first hunger strike wave ended, and the second wave has begun. In the tradition of rotary hunger strikes, Seven new strikers are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine."

So it looks like a second round of strikers will be stepping in so the first wave can head over to the campus sub shop for a club sandwich.

What heroes!

The strike had already shown signs of waning when on day 2, students reported:

We are starving. We are physically exhausted. I'm quite literally shaking right now, as you can see. We are both cold and hot at the same time. We are all immunocompromised.






Wow, you fat clowns made Gandhi proud! Bunch of pussies. Additionally I doubt any of these fricks actually did a hunger strike, they just knew that some people were about to start asking some questions when they weren’t losing any weight.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12686 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:11 am to
The chick in the jeans could stand a few more days of no food
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11337 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:11 am to
Feed ‘em what Hamas eats.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119430 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:12 am to
What idiots
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8325 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:13 am to
My money is on the smell of Funyons giving them away.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9722 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:14 am to
The biggest losers in society. The absolute state of these bums.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107925 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:15 am to
Is it a prerequisite that all students no matter the college that are protesting against Israel, be ugly as frick?
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1037 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:15 am to
quote:

We are both cold and hot at the same time.


Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66285 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:16 am to
quote:

We are starving


well, wtf did you think a hunger strike meant?

quote:

We are all immunocompromised.


yeah that dude in the purple shirt is for sure compromised.
This post was edited on 5/13/24 at 10:19 am
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53931 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:18 am to
I surely hope all of their “demands” were met. The bravest of the brave here, folks.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124535 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:18 am to

quote:

"The people, United, will never be defeated!"





United people have been defeated countless times during the course of history.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13981 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:19 am to
Posted by Fe_Mike
Member since Jul 2015
3154 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:20 am to
In the traditional style of rotary hunger strikes, which are totally legit, we anticipate that all 8 of us will stop eating for the remainder of 2024.

Every single day, one of us will give up eating for an entire 3 hours. At the end of this three hour period of agony, another striker will take over and bear the weight of not eating for the next three hours. We will continue this cycle of collectively starving ourselves until our goals are recognized!
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9495 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:20 am to
Where can I send pizzas?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31289 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Seven new strikers are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine.




Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4291 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:21 am to
quote:

The chick in the jeans could stand a few more days of no food


They should all eat a cyanide capsule and call it a day.
Posted by HeartAttackTiger
Member since Sep 2009
426 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:21 am to
quote:

The chick in the jeans could stand a few more days of no food


Probably 40 more days without eating.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15702 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:21 am to
"We are going on a hunger strike!"

K don't keep me posted
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124535 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:23 am to
quote:

In the traditional style of rotary hunger strikes, which are totally legit, we anticipate that all 8 of us will stop eating for the remainder of 2024.



I realize now that I've been on a rotary hunger strike my entire life.


What have I been protesting for for 38 years?
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6759 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:23 am to
Some problems solve themselves
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