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Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:39 pm
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:39 pm
Currently at a wedding in Philadelphia. Groom went to LSU.

Venue is awesome but everyone is fricking ugly. You can distinctly tell who’s from the south. Who founded this fricking place? Every granny and grandpa look like Joe Pesci.

What do I do? I’m sticking out like a red thumb.

Eta: Dalessandro’s cheesesteak 10/10




This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 8:52 pm
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27150 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:41 pm to
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What do I do? I’m sticking out like a red thumb


Start by sticking in a thumb and work your way in from there.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142416 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:41 pm to
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everyone is fricking ugly.
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Every grandma/grandpa looks like a Joe Pesci extra
do you even yat?
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
4980 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:42 pm to
Find one of the Jersey Shore look a likes. Slip her you salami and haul your arse back south.
Posted by Saul_Goodman
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2023
337 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:42 pm to
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Who founded this fricking place?
That would be William Penn.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:45 pm to
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That would be William Penn.


He was on the way to found it with his friend and business partner John Is, but luckily for Pennsylvania John died on the way. They were almost named PennIsylvania
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10164 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:46 pm to
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William Penn

I’ve gone down that rabbit hole.

These frickers don’t look like Quakers
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98305 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:49 pm to
Tell me you're not on the Main Line without telling me you're not on the Main Line.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8699 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:52 pm to
Ethnic neighborhoods inside Philly proper are still strong. Have you landed in the Italian part of the city? Old Italians eat well and healthy and outlast their handsomeness.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34984 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:53 pm to
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everyone is fricking ugly


quote:

Philadelphia

Checks out.

frick Philly.
Posted by DallasTiger
THE Capital City
Member since Jan 2004
4233 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:56 pm to
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Tell me you're not on the Main Line without telling me you're not on the Main Line.


This
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54729 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:56 pm to
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Every granny and grandpa look like Joe Pesci.

quote:

What do I do?

Forget everything you happen to hear.
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
1634 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:58 pm to
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Tell me you're not on the Main Line without telling me you're not on the Main Line


Signs like OP is either in South Philly (maybe southern Delco) or Northeast Philly.
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6023 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 9:00 pm to
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Philly Wedding


Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
9430 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 9:00 pm to
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That would be William Penn.


Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10164 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 9:02 pm to
I don’t think so but I’ve been to the equivalent in Boston, Chicago, etc.

There’s a semblance but more troll-like.
Posted by bayou2
New Orleans, LA
Member since Feb 2007
2971 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 9:07 pm to


... was there last week scarfing down cheesesteaks ...

it could've been me ...

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114036 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 9:08 pm to
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I’m sticking out like a red thumb.


Probably not as much as you think.
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10164 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 9:13 pm to
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Tell me you're not on the Main Line without telling me you're not on the Main Line.


Context? Reception is at the Ballroom at the Ben
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10164 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 9:14 pm to
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