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My morning has been a steaming pile of first world problems

Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:27 am
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11404 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:27 am
Woke up 10 minutes before my alarm went off.

Stepped in dog shite on my run.

Get back from run and my wife tells me that the clothes dryer isn't getting hot.

Stop at 3 different gas stations on my way to work and all of them were out of 6 mg Zyn.

Whoever made coffee yesterday evening didn't clean the coffee pot out or turn off the burner before leaving.

Preferred bathroom stall had no toilet paper in it.

This morning has been a mess. Usually don't have to work on Friday.

This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 7:29 am
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
24057 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:32 am to
Zyn shortage is the biggest issue facing America imo.

Rogues make my cheek hurt :(
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11404 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:34 am to
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Rogues make my cheek hurt :(


Yup. At least the can was $3.99.


quote:

Zyn shortage is the biggest issue facing America imo



Is there a legit shortage? Are they sending all the 6 mg to Palestine or something?
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 7:35 am
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
18080 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:34 am to
Well maybe don’t run before work. Who wants to have to smell stinky coworkers during the course of the workday. If you hadn’t you wouldn’t have stepped in shite and the butterfly effect wouldn’t have started.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124619 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:35 am to
At least you don’t have cancer
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11404 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:35 am to
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Well maybe don’t run before work. Who wants to have to smell stinky coworkers during the course of the workday.


You know what a shower is, right?

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If you hadn’t you wouldn’t have stepped in shite and the butterfly effect wouldn’t have started.


Yeah but if I didn't run I'd probably be fat and that would just be embarrassing.
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 7:37 am
Posted by MikelArteta
Your mother's
Member since Apr 2024
28 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:39 am to
My jaw dropped when you mentioned being out of zyn...
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18705 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:42 am to
quote:

Is there a legit shortage? Are they sending all the 6 mg to Palestine or something?


If there is, it could mean a massive military deployment is coming up. Those boys use zin like fish use water.
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12864 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:44 am to
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Stop at 3 different gas stations on my way to work and all of them were out of 6 mg Zyn.


Well crap, I can’t find them in TX panhandle either. I was planning on stocking up when I got to BR.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11404 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:44 am to
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Well crap, I can’t find them in TX panhandle either. I was planning on stocking up when I got to BR.



If you order 3 logs from the website you get free shipping. Mine don't deliver until tomorrow, though.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34500 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:47 am to
I guess I’m a nerd. I had to look up Zyn.

My first world problem of the day:

I’ve either got poison oak or shingles. It’s too early to tell. But I’m taking medicine for both.
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
24057 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:49 am to
My QuikTrip connects (the Indian dudes working in there) say that zyn is way behind on production for some reason. All my stations have been out for a couple weeks now. I'm in the metro ATL area.
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
698 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 7:54 am to
Thermal fuses are the usual cause on no dryer heat. Parts cheap in Amazon.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10178 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:03 am to
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Preferred bathroom stall had no toilet paper in it.


quote:

This morning has been a mess


well duh
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6818 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:06 am to
I'm just trying to imagine the 3rd world version of these same problems.

Woke up 10 min before the village was attacked.

Stepped in lion shite on the way to fight.

Get back and wife doesn't say anything about clothes drying because she's been taken and enslaved.

etc...wtc...
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11404 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:16 am to
quote:

Thermal fuses are the usual cause on no dryer heat. Parts cheap in Amazon.


Will the dryer still turn on? This is a Maytag Bravos XL. Google results have been inconclusive on whether the dryer will turn on or not if the thermal fuse blew.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14508 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:32 am to
I’m working today because I took off to play in a golf tournament on Monday that got rained out & I don’t wanna waste PTO. How’s that for 1st world? Lol
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 8:33 am
Posted by kbtigers85
Member since Apr 2024
496 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:37 am to
quote:

My QuikTrip connects (the Indian dudes working in there) say that zyn is way behind on production for some reason. All my stations have been out for a couple weeks now. I'm in the metro ATL area.

They probably just didn’t anticipate they would become so popular. Almost everyone I know my age does zyns now
Posted by TCO
Member since Jul 2022
2519 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Preferred bathroom stall had no toilet paper in it.


Take your shits at home?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28509 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:40 am to
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zyn

I had no idea this stuff was so popular. Is that like Skoal Bandit from back in the day?
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