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Joe Strikes Back - Red Lobster about to close

Posted on 5/13/24 at 7:28 pm
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33171 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 7:28 pm
Red Lobster to abruptly shut dozens of restaurants as it considers Chapter 11 bankruptcy

LINK - Daily Mail

Posted by Pizza Dan
Member since Apr 2023
302 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 7:57 pm to
Some people will be boiling mad!
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5317 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

boiling mad!


steaming mad!
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6525 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 7:59 pm to
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steaming mad!


Endless mad.
Posted by South21
Member since Jul 2019
822 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:00 pm to
I'd like to blame Joe, but Red Lobster is closing because their food is frozen and disgusting.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11315 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:00 pm to
Endless shrimp ended them.

Americans can eat up some free shrimp.
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
2039 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:02 pm to
Joes Crab Shack?
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26366 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:03 pm to
Red Lobster has been terrible and overpriced for at least 20 or more years. There's no Joe influence here; I'm shocked they've remained open still.
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
807 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:04 pm to
Damn, no more Red Lobster scholars announced during games earning 2.3 gpas in kinesiology
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
34890 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:06 pm to
Damn. Went on a date years ago with a OT 7 Slovenian chick and she requested Red Lobster. Got a hand job in my car after. I swear those biscuits have pheromones in em or some shite
This post was edited on 5/13/24 at 8:07 pm
Posted by Mr Happy
Member since May 2019
1113 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:07 pm to
A friend of mine broke up with a girl when he found out she had worked at Red Lobster.

That's all I got.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18076 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:26 pm to
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Red Lobster to abruptly shut dozens of restaurants

Didn't Darden dump 25% of this boondoggle in 2016 and the rest in 2020? It's been on life support for a decade now type sudden.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12770 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:27 pm to
Red lobster is fricking nasty and has shitty service
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36146 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

Damn. Went on a date years ago with a OT 7 Slovenian chick and she requested Red Lobster. Got a hand job in my car after.



Sounds like some sort of obscure bucket list accomplishment
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2407 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:29 pm to
Where is the culture going to have fancy dates?
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87523 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:34 pm to
I have never eaten in a red lobster
feels kind of weird
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15815 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

Went on a date years ago with a OT 7 Slovenian chick and she requested Red Lobster. Got a hand job in my car after. I swear those biscuits have pheromones in em or some shite


Yet again, American women need to take notes.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5134 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:40 pm to
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Americans can eat up some free skrimps.


FIFY
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3377 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:45 pm to
Modern America is oversaturated with restaurants and fast food. Inflation plus inflated wages of fast food workers is going to reduce those numbers to something more reasonable.
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
9629 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:49 pm to
Bout time
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