Going in for a job interview tomorrow

Just picture your interviewer as Joe Biden

Have a few drinks before you go to calm the nerves.

make sure your vape pen is fully charged so you can hit it between questions

Best advice I EVER got was don't tell them what you don't know.

Be early. Be confident. Give firm handshakes and look everyone in the eye. Be honest and don’t try to oversell yourself. You’ll be fine.

Get off of the internet and go get a good night's sleep.

What kind of job?

Practice responding to questions to yourself. If you have a friend or significant other that can sit across from you tonight and put you through some rounds, try it. May not do a ton, but at least you’ll have a little repetition under your belt.

Research the company and have some good questions prepared.

Don't bash any prior employers.

Think of it from their perspective and be able to frame how you are going to add value to their efforts, not just how this job will help advance your career.

If you want the job, tell them that directly after the interview. Literally say you think this job would be a great fit, you would love to be a part of the team, and ask them the timing on next steps.

Afterwards send an email to each person you met with thanking them for their time, following up on any hanging chads or questions, and mentioning that you look forward to hearing back.

Get there late, when he asks why tell him you were screwin' his old lady.