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re: First world problem of the day

Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2943 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:06 pm to
I'm wearing shorts to graduation party later and my legs are white AF
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4201 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:15 pm to
My butler had a dead battery in his Mercedes and had to call an Uber. He was 12 minutes late serving my breakfast
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13280 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:15 pm to
The guys coming to extend concrete on the back patio couldn’t come until today and now I have to do my Friday grilling in the yard because the cement won’t be settled where they’re dressing up the cook area.
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
1817 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 3:52 pm to
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I mowed my lawn yesterday


No offense, but not very 1st world.
I had a hard time deciding which Smathers & Branson belt best matched my shirt this morning, it was hard times.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119430 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:06 pm to
People bringing Bluetooth speakers to the beach and then having to yell over it to talk.
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8408 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:22 pm to
Barn Swallow birds a pest. They build their nest under my garage, then poop all over my vehicle.

I've got the only polka-dotted vehicle in the neighborhood.

Posted by Roscoe14
Member since Jul 2021
178 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:50 pm to
We went through the drive thru at Cupbob for takeout. We had Rudy the spaniel with us.
Usually when the girl at the drive thru sees Rudy she is amazed at his cuteness and gives him a chicken nugget. Rudy was whining in anticipation, but this time it was a different girl and there was no nugget for Rudy.
Rudy was very sad.
Posted by Saunson69
Member since May 2023
1908 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:53 pm to
I bought 4 chocolate covered strawberries at HEB at a tent they set up for mothers day. I ended up eating them myself. The chocolate fell off strawberry and landed on my car floor and got my fingers chocolatey. I love those chocolate strawberries.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1973 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:53 pm to
Got to Orange Beach yesterday for a few days away and found out the dogs we brought with us can’t go on the beach. frick the turtles!
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
599 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:56 pm to
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Amazing how many think this is funny



my best friend are always making mama jokes about each other’s mama, both of whom which are deceased, neither of us think anything of it, it’s just a joke, we’ve always done it, always will
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11420 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 5:09 pm to
Just rub it on your vagina
Posted by BigD43
Member since Jun 2016
839 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:02 am to
Something that shouldnt but really got under my skin driving home from work on Thursday was a disc jockey chimed in and sang the last Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da of the Beatles' song.

I didnt tune in to hear him sing.

Is there a more obnoxious profession than a disc jockey?
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14250 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:12 am to
An old Union rule: "Always shite on the company's time. Never on your time."

I have always wished I had served a stint as a disc Jockey. I grew up during the golden age of music. Sitting in a dimly lit room in the middle of the night playing Blues Magoos stuff, She Loves You Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, and "Bye Bye Miss American Pie" would have been great.
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 5:17 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261433 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:58 am to
Bought new household furniture from same place. It's all shipping here individually. Every single piece.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19403 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:24 am to
quote:

you say that about my Mother I would torch your arse but……


Which Sonic and what time big shot ????



I'm sure you and your mother have a special bond since you live in her basement - IDIOT
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15807 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:29 am to
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My mom died last week


I continue to pray for you and your family.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24352 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:32 am to
I drank too much Weller last night during the baseball game. Woke up with a slight headache. Also my Tigers lost.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
2971 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:35 am to
Wi-Fi wouldn’t work so I had to go into my cellphone and use a hotspot for my laptop, such a pain.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
12044 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:39 am to
What a terrible schtick
Posted by Coeur du Tigre
It was just outside of Barstow...
Member since Nov 2008
1501 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:39 am to
Very sorry to see the news Jim. You did everything you could, take a moment to think about your own well being now. God bless you both.
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