Underrated movie scene/line that makes you laugh

"American components. Russian components. ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"
- Cosmonaut Lev Andropov in "Armageddon"


"Real Japs?"
"Nah, wooden Japs, cheetah. WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
- Private Ogden Johnson Jones and Captain "Wild Bill" Kelso in "1941"


"Ugh. And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?"
"I don't know, Margo!"
- Todd and Margo in "Christmas Vacation"

Christmas Vacation, Cousin Eddie lamenting that they have no money for Christmas gifts.

Eddie: If only I had back the money that me and Cathrine
sent that TV preacher that was screwing the hockey player.

Clark: What about the kids

Eddie: His kids can fend for themselves.

Clark: No your kids.

There were several in The Enforcer

Cpt. Mckay: Callahan, you've been transferred to Personnel.
Callahan: Personnel? That's for assholes!
Cpt. Mckay: I worked in Personnel for 10 years!
Callahan: Yeah.


Callahan: May I say something?
Capt. McKay: Go ahead!
Callahan: Your mouthwash ain't making it.


DiGiorgio: What do they want?
Callahan: They want a car.
DiGiorgio: What are you going to do?
Callahan: Give 'em one.

Callahan: Now who might you be?
Interviewer: Ms. Grey, from the mayor's staff. She's to monitor the exams. This is Inspector Callahan.
Ms. Grey: Yes, I know something of him. And I'd like to tell you...the mayor's plan is to bring this department into the mainstream of twentieth-century thought.
Callahan: How does he figure to do that?
Ms. Grey: For one thing His Honor intends to broaden participation for women in the police force.
Callahan: Well, that sounds very stylish.

21 jump street

The sassy black undercover cop dressed as cheerleaders , along with Dakota Johnson..

“Meanwhile yall 2 motherfrickas was standing around, finger popping each other’s arsehole”

And Jonah hill the way he mocks her voice saying “ we wasn’t finger popping each other’s arseholes”

Gets me every single time

“Big deal did you get in her pants?

She’s not that kind of girl, Booger.

Why? Does she have a penis?”

Honorable mention: “What the frick are robster craws?”

I love the 40 Year Old Virgin. One of the funniest movies of all time for me.

And IMO the funniest line is when they're at the bar with that bachelorette party, and they have the blue and white dildo. And Seth Rogen's character goes "Dr. Seuss's penis....I really mean this."

I don't know why, but that line cracks me up every single time. It's just so stupidly funny to me.

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And IMO the funniest line is when they're at the bar with that bachelorette party, and they have the blue and white dildo. And Seth Rogen's character goes "Dr. Seuss's penis....I really mean this."

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Man this wild as shite…. I was driving home from work last week and this line popped into my head… no clue why. But I was laughing so hard

Another one that hit me like this was the “but why male models” in Zoolander after Duchovnys’ character explains it and he goes “ are you serious? I just told you.”

"Roy, what do you think about new beginnings?"

"What is that, the feminine hygiene spray?"

-Kingpin

“Lotta holes in the desert. Lotta problems buried in those holes.

But you gotta go out there with the hole already dug. Otherwise, you are out there with a package in the trunk and people keep driving by.

Eventually you are out there all fricking night.” - Nicky Santoro, “Casino”

Happy Gilmore:

Chumbs: they wouldn’t let me play on the pro tour any more.
Happy: aw, because you’re black?
Chumbs: He’ll no! Damn alligator bit my hand off.

I laugh every time I hear that.