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Micah Parsons vs 17 year old Sumo Wrestler
Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:04 pm
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Video tomorrow of Micah vs a Pro Sumo Wrestler.
Considering how he did vs a 17 year old amateur I'm guessing he won't fare well vs a Pro.
Pretty wild watching a shredded beast like Micah getting stood up by a 17 year old kid with a dad bod.
On the first attempt Micah even had a little bit of a running start & it was like he ran into a brick wall, that's crazy.
Video tomorrow of Micah vs a Pro Sumo Wrestler.
Considering how he did vs a 17 year old amateur I'm guessing he won't fare well vs a Pro.
Pretty wild watching a shredded beast like Micah getting stood up by a 17 year old kid with a dad bod.
On the first attempt Micah even had a little bit of a running start & it was like he ran into a brick wall, that's crazy.
This post was edited on 5/5/24 at 5:39 pm
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Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:30 pm to Oracle of Orlando
That’s impressive by the 17 year old. Kid is seriously strong.
Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:34 pm to Oracle of Orlando
Risking injury like that has got to be a breach of contract for an NFL player
Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:38 pm to Oracle of Orlando
I wonder if they could take those sumos and teach them some OL techniques kinda like they trained those Indian Cricket guys to be baseball pitchers
Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:41 pm to WaterLink
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I wonder if they could take those sumos and teach them some OL techniques kinda like they trained those Indian Cricket guys to be baseball pitchers
No kidding.
Do Sumo Wrestlers get paid so much in Japan that it isn't worth trying football ?
Or do Sumo Wrestlers not have the stamina to do that for the duration of an NFL game ?
Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:42 pm to WaterLink
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I wonder if they could take those sumos and teach them some OL techniques kinda like they trained those Indian Cricket guys to be baseball pitchers
Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:44 pm to Oracle of Orlando
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Sumo Wrestlers not have the stamina to do that for the duration of an NFL game ?
This. Plus he was receiving a bull rush from a smaller edge defender. Micah is a freak, but he's not exactly taking on Richard Seymour in his prime.
Posted on 5/5/24 at 5:55 pm to Oracle of Orlando
Kid’s dad was E Honda.
Posted on 5/5/24 at 6:05 pm to Oracle of Orlando
I need to see Parsons do this exact thing in the same setting to an average NFL O-lineman to see the comparison
This post was edited on 5/5/24 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 5/5/24 at 6:37 pm to Jcorye1
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This. Plus he was receiving a bull rush from a smaller edge defender. Micah is a freak, but he's not exactly taking on Richard Seymour in his prime.
Parsons is taking on a 17 yro amateur. Let’s see someone taking on Seymour in his prime that is a 28 yro pro.
Posted on 5/5/24 at 6:59 pm to WaterLink
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I wonder if they could take those sumos and teach them some OL techniques kinda like they trained those Indian Cricket guys to be baseball pitchers
Washington Sentinels were ahead of the game 20 some odd years ago.
This post was edited on 5/5/24 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 5/5/24 at 7:04 pm to Oracle of Orlando
Sumos ain’t no joke. They’re a lot more than just a bunch of lard asses pop culture has made them out to be. Their training regiment is pretty intense.
This post was edited on 5/5/24 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 5/5/24 at 7:58 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
quote:Seymour would probably get rolled especially if both were wearing mawashis.
Let’s see someone taking on Seymour in his prime that is a 28 yro pro.
This post was edited on 5/5/24 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 5/5/24 at 8:16 pm to Oracle of Orlando
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Or do Sumo Wrestlers not have the stamina to do that for the duration of an NFL game ?
This is what it is
Posted on 5/5/24 at 8:35 pm to Oracle of Orlando
quote:Roasting Parsons never gets old but he’s an edge rusher, why would he be expected to win a bull rush against such a mass? He’s not winning many of those vs any NFL OTs either, that’s not his skillset
Pretty wild watching a shredded beast like Micah getting stood up by a 17 year old kid with a dad bod.
ETA Downvote away weirdos, this is basic physics
This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 2:13 am
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:35 am to RemouladeSawce
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Parsons vs a sekiwake (3rd highest sumo rank).
Posted on 5/7/24 at 10:15 am to Oracle of Orlando
No. While sumo wrestlers are famous in japan, their salary is nothing compared to American pro sports. Hell, the average Japanese baseball and basketball player make more than the highest paid sumo wrestlers
Posted on 5/7/24 at 12:54 pm to Jcorye1
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Micah is a freak, but he's not exactly taking on Richard Seymour in his prime.
You are not suggesting that Onosato Daiki couldn't put a prime Richard Seymour on his arse in about two seconds, are you?
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