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re: Favorite rap lyrics. Let's hear 'em

Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6763 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:35 pm to
Hey yo fat girl, come here--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

Posted by Huck Finn
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2464 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:38 pm to

Nice try, HR.

Better luck next time!



Honestly I only really know Gangsta's Paradise (both Coolio and Weird Al versions, at your service)
Posted by ElRoos
Member since Nov 2017
7236 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:39 pm to
"Real G's move in silence like lasagna"
-Lil Wayne
Posted by intellligent
Member since Jun 2019
321 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:40 pm to
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don’t want that late text, that “I think I’m late” text


Weezy
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7019 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:43 pm to
"this year Halloween fell on the weekend"
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18414 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

They all suck


Closed minded tbh.

I really like Chance the Rapper even though his style isn't everyone's cup of tea. He's talented as hell. My favorite song from him is Sunday Candy.

quote:

I come to church for the candy, your peppermints is the truth
I'm pessimistic on Monday if I had tweaked and missed you
You look so good with that hat on, had to match with the shoes
Came and dressed in the satin, I came and sat in your pew
Posted by Coach Buzzcut
Member since Feb 2016
1362 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:46 pm to
Futuristic hand gun
If you act foul, you get two shots and one
I'??m in your face like Lancôme
You n******s softer than Roseanne'??s son
You cannot reach me on my Samsung
I'm busy f*cking the world and giving the universe my damn tongue
Crazy motherf*cker? I am one
But the crazy thing is, I began one

Weezy
Posted by TheGeauxt9
Member since May 2021
55 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:49 pm to
I'm in the water eating shark pussy - Wayne (a true lyricist!)
This post was edited on 12/30/22 at 9:27 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114147 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

I'm so frickin' sick and tired of the Photoshop
Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor
Show me somethin' natural like arse with some stretch marks
Still will take you down right on your mama's couch in Polo socks
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71732 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:51 pm to
No rapper can rap quite like I can
I'll take ake a muscle bound man and put his face in the sand
This post was edited on 7/29/21 at 4:53 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156083 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:51 pm to
Oh how I’ve anticipated this topic!

Paraphrasing, but these are basically the lyrics:

I purchase a new vehicle for the female
I procure the shopping mall’s inventory for the female
You can not even converse with the female
She’s amongst executives et cetera

I arrive in Ferraris, et cetera
With helicopters and Harley Davidsons, et cetera
I am draped in a Gucci ensemble
You are wearing LaCoste et cetera

Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80509 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:52 pm to
2nd verse of 99 problems

quote:

The year is '94, in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfrickin' law
Got two choices, y'all: pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I pull over to the side of the road
I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
‘Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
"Well, you was doing 55 in a 54
License and registration and step out of the car
Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are."
I ain't steppin' out of shite, all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack?
You some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?"
Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shite
"Well, we'll see how smart you are when the K9 come!"
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one – hit me!


So good someone wrote a law review article on it: LINK

Also the entire song of Meet the Parents by Jay-Z is fantastic.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41303 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:53 pm to
I truly find Little Wayne to be an excellent wordsmith.


quote:

I was in the trenches, now I'm in the trunk
And everybody watch your back, when your in the front


quote:

Woman of my dreams, I don't sleep so I can't find her


quote:

Mind so sharp I frick around and cut my head off
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21874 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Now everybody wanna see us dead
Two murdered on the front page
Shot to death
Bullets to the head
Ni**as holla out my name
And it's similar to rain
Mothafrickas know I'm comin
So they runnin to they graves
Posted by Tamynese
Plaquemine
Member since Nov 2017
99 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:54 pm to
“Let’s say I’m in a room wit a bitch and the ho don’t want frick, like a man imma beat my meat and get my fricking nut. Fa sho she gon’ get drove then...then imma cut the tv off and go to sleep on that ho then. Now tell that to your girlfriend, you tell her everything else. She gon be with her boyfriend, you gon be by your damn self”

Juvenile
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29342 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:55 pm to
Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis

-2 Chainz
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38259 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:55 pm to
"Interior: crocodile, alligator - I drive a Chevrolet movie theater"
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
1465 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:56 pm to
It's tricky
To rock a rhyme
To rock a rhyme
That's right on time

It's tricky.
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:58 pm to


And we ain't even swinging dem things, I'm dialing 187 with my dick in your mouth, bitch.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6637 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 4:59 pm to
“That’s why I fricked your bitch, you fat motherfricker”
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