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re: nevermind
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:32 pm to lsupride87
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:32 pm to lsupride87
Well you’re obviously an expert in terms of which animals are scarier and more deadly. Others’ opinions are meaningless, so I figured I’d gather some of your infinite knowledge of which animals are scariest.
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Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:33 pm to jnethe1
quote:Correct
Others’ opinions are meaningless
People more afraid of a chimp than tigers and lions etc have worthless opinions
Glad that is settled
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:42 pm to lsupride87
When I said up there with bears, how did you come to the conclusion that that did not include tigers, elephants, lions, etc?
Furthermore, how is it that you feel as though you have the ability to decide as to whether or not someone’s opinions are right or wrong considering it is their own opinion?
Furthermore, how is it that you feel as though you have the ability to decide as to whether or not someone’s opinions are right or wrong considering it is their own opinion?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:44 pm to jnethe1
quote:Some people are of the opinion there are more than two sexes
Furthermore, how is it that you feel as though you have the ability to decide as to whether or not someone’s opinions are right or wrong considering it is their own opinion?
They are wrong
Some people are off the opinion the earth is flat.
They are wrong
I can go on
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:53 pm to lsupride87
It is a scientific fact that I am impressed you managed to stop sucking dick long enough to post in this thread.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:54 pm to X123F45
quote:Weird
It is a scientific fact that I am impressed you managed to stop sucking dick long enough to post in this thread.
This thread loves talking about sucking dick and biting testicles
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:54 pm to lsupride87
quote:
Some people are of the opinion there are more than two sexes
They are wrong
I agree with you there.
But as to what animal is scariest is a matter of opinion entirely.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:46 pm to The Baker
I’ve worked with chimps while I was in school. Chimps win on agility, strength, determination, being totally unpredictable and pure aggression.
One chimp out of the wild could do it.
Chimps, no contest.
One chimp out of the wild could do it.
Chimps, no contest.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 4:31 pm to The Baker
My money is on the lineman
Posted on 12/26/19 at 4:51 pm to X123F45
quote:
And for the record, fractured vertebrae, torn rotator cuff.
But the biggest killer at the moment is I'm still fighting pneumonia.
I gassed out walking in to work this morning
We should line up a sad cripple fight.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:23 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Shoulder repair in March, I'll have this shite out of my lungs by mid January 
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:30 pm to X123F45
This thread
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:34 pm to The Baker
If no protective clothing, my vote goes to the chimps! Those damn things have huge teefesses... kinda hard to hold on to them if they're biting the sh*t out of you...
Posted on 12/26/19 at 7:37 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
quote:
How big a boy are you?
I am oddly shaped.
The best way I can describe it...
Picture Donkey Kong.
Picture bam bam bigelow.
Give them a kid.
That's me.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:37 pm to The Baker
A 100 lb chimp can supposedly deadlift 600 lbs easily. They would kill the lineman.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:47 pm to cbree88
Can you imagine how funny this thread would be to one of those linemen if they randomly happened across it.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:00 pm to Penrod
One chimp could do the job. 3? Two could buttfrick the linemen while the other one ripped off their faces. Once that wild beast goes apeshit, pardon the pun, its going to be really bad news for the overgrown domesticated video game playing mammals. Really, really bad.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:31 am to cbree88
Yep. An adult male chimp would easily win that battle. Rip one guys arm off and beat the other four to death with it. Snack on the arm when he is done.
Adult male primates, including humans, are pretty mean.
Adult male primates, including humans, are pretty mean.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:13 am to pensaNOLA
Brock Lesnar vs. Chimp
How can anyone in their right minds say a chimp is going to come out on top.
Let's not pretend that chimps are magical creatures inflicting 3d20 damage with 8 strength and 10 dexterity modifiers.
Chimps are basically like extra strength midgets who like to bite.
Lesnar would just stay away from the chimp's mouthy and over power the thing.
HawginSince had some great "chimp versus" threads that were more realistically commented on. Now with 3 on 5 CFB Linemen, no person can defeat a chimp? Or is this a new meme where we replace Chuck Norris with a chimp?
They are only willing to fight toddlers and the elderly.
Harambe was a freaking grown arse gorilla and a human handed that son of a bitch a gold plated L.
A lot of people with bud light and truck nutz for brains up in this thread. Hawgins' were better.
How can anyone in their right minds say a chimp is going to come out on top.
Let's not pretend that chimps are magical creatures inflicting 3d20 damage with 8 strength and 10 dexterity modifiers.
Chimps are basically like extra strength midgets who like to bite.
Lesnar would just stay away from the chimp's mouthy and over power the thing.
HawginSince had some great "chimp versus" threads that were more realistically commented on. Now with 3 on 5 CFB Linemen, no person can defeat a chimp? Or is this a new meme where we replace Chuck Norris with a chimp?
They are only willing to fight toddlers and the elderly.
Harambe was a freaking grown arse gorilla and a human handed that son of a bitch a gold plated L.
A lot of people with bud light and truck nutz for brains up in this thread. Hawgins' were better.
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