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re: Things Never Thought Would Happen for $1000,Alex: “Scheffler going to jail.”
Posted on 5/17/24 at 10:49 am to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 5/17/24 at 10:49 am to BluegrassBelle
Is anyone else getting suspicious that “attached to the vehicle” is just a cover-your-arse way for the cop to say, “grabbed the driver door handle”?
I’m suspecting when the body cam footage finally comes out, we’ll eventually see an overweight fricktard grab the driver side door of a slowly moving vehicle, trip over his own feet in the process, get up in a huff, and sprint over to the now parked car to take his embarrassment out on the driver
Jumping on the car just makes no sense, and “attaching to the vehicle” would be such a weird way to describe that
I’m suspecting when the body cam footage finally comes out, we’ll eventually see an overweight fricktard grab the driver side door of a slowly moving vehicle, trip over his own feet in the process, get up in a huff, and sprint over to the now parked car to take his embarrassment out on the driver
Jumping on the car just makes no sense, and “attaching to the vehicle” would be such a weird way to describe that
This post was edited on 5/17/24 at 10:52 am
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Posted on 5/17/24 at 10:55 am to funnystuff
“Attached to the vehicle” is just such a hilarious description. Car parts are attached to a vehicle. A human can be grabbing/hanging onto a vehicle, caught or stuck to a part of a vehicle, or riding on top of or on a vehicle.
The cop chose to grab or jump on the vehicle which is hilarious and so dumb and dangerous for himself and Scottie for a lot of reasons
The cop chose to grab or jump on the vehicle which is hilarious and so dumb and dangerous for himself and Scottie for a lot of reasons
Posted on 5/17/24 at 11:03 am to funnystuff
quote:Certainly possible.
Is anyone else getting suspicious that “attached to the vehicle” is just a cover-your-arse way for the cop to say, “grabbed the driver door handle”?
You shouldn't ever assume the police report is factual.
Really hoping we get video of this from body cam or a random security footage being leaked.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 11:26 am to funnystuff
quote:
I’m suspecting when the body cam footage finally comes out, we’ll eventually see an overweight fricktard grab the driver side door of a slowly moving vehicle, trip over his own feet in the process, get up in a huff, and sprint over to the now parked car to take his embarrassment out on the driver
This is 100% what happened.
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