re: Things Never Thought Would Happen for $1000,Alex: “Scheffler going to jail.”

I love that a retarded cop can grab onto a moving car like a moron and then say “I was injured being voluntarily dragged by the car I grabbed” haha.

Maybe that cop should become a Just Stop Oil protester.

Arresting one of the nicest best dudes in golf that also happens to be the best in the world is a good way to make sure your city never gets another tournament.