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First world problem of the day
Posted on 5/12/24 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 5/12/24 at 3:47 pm
Why do businesses with public bathrooms mount the toilet paper dispensers at ankle height? Who the hell wants to do toe touches to get shite napkins that have likely been on the piss covered floor already?
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Posted on 5/12/24 at 3:55 pm to Horsemeat
Stop hanging out at Toys R Us, creep.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 3:55 pm to Horsemeat
Can’t say I’ve ever had this issue. What establishments are you taking a shite at?
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:04 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
Wheel chair wife went into the rest room at a large hospital. On getting up the paper dispenser had been installed blocking the use of the handicap hand rails.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:10 pm to Horsemeat
The real issue is the tp rolls never fit the dispensers so they're always getting stuck and the thin arse paper rips before you can pull out a proper amount.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:21 pm to Horsemeat
I destroyed the Bass Pro bathroom yesterday. They need to invest in better ventilation. TP was good
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:23 pm to Horsemeat
I've honestly never seen this... not even handicap stalls... were you in a store or bathroom that's for children???
This post was edited on 5/12/24 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:25 pm to Horsemeat
Real issue is that damn sandpaper.
This is where profits are made?
Install bidets.
Save twice as much.
This is where profits are made?
Install bidets.
Save twice as much.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:33 pm to RealDawg
Just grab a bunch of napkins at Waffle House before hitting the john.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 4:38 pm to Horsemeat
Came for the 1st world problems…
stayed for the poop stories.
stayed for the poop stories.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:11 pm to Horsemeat
the No public bathroom sign 
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:12 pm to Horsemeat
Either that or airports put them head height to where it's 3 inches from your face.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:44 pm to Horsemeat
That allows you to check out the person’s shoes in the stall next to you as you reach down to get toilet paper.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 7:28 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
quote:Warehouses, truck stops, rest areas...
Can’t say I’ve ever had this issue. What establishments are you taking a shite at?
I'm at the mercy of nature for months at a time while on the road for months at a time.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:10 pm to Horsemeat
My favorite is when they mount the urinals at chest height. Great if you have a boner but otherwise pretty inconvenient.
I also love in the big box store where they leave about an inch and a half space between the water faucet and the sink basin.
I also love in the big box store where they leave about an inch and a half space between the water faucet and the sink basin.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:12 pm to RealDawg
quote:
Install bidets.
Can you imagine the state of a bidet in the average American service station?
No thanks.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:16 pm to Horsemeat
No joke. One day this past week, I found myself with the unusual mid-day need for the facilities in a public restroom.
The toilet paper dispenser was low. It seems to me that it needs to be well above the handicap bars, not below them.
The toilet paper dispenser was low. It seems to me that it needs to be well above the handicap bars, not below them.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:58 pm to pioneerbasketball
quote:I've solved this issue at warehouses with no public toilets - I keep a camper shitter in the truck with me. Just have to find creative places to dispose of the waste.
the No public bathroom sign
Posted on 5/12/24 at 9:20 pm to Horsemeat
quote:
Why do businesses with public bathrooms mount the toilet paper dispensers at ankle height?
Blame it on the architect. The HC stall will always have the toilet paper at a decent height (minimum 16" from the floor to the bottom of the dispenser), but sometimes the architect gets goofy and places toilet accessories at really f'd up heights on the elevation drawings.
Don't blame it on the business unless it's one of those run down Indian gas station restrooms that hasn't been cleaned since 1978, or a similar business.
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