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re: Yellowjackets are underrated

Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:27 pm to
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3754 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:27 pm to
I agree that yellowjackets are little bastards but I haven’t underrated them since they chased me and my mom for more than a hundred yards when I was little.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40855 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:34 pm to
Their ability to hit moving targets are impressive.


There is a guy I follow on YouTube and tick tock called The Hornet King. He is always removing wasp nests from houses and yellow jackets from the ground. Those creatures are truly the spawn of Satan.
Posted by dragginass
Member since Jan 2013
2769 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:37 pm to
What are yall calling bumble bees? What I grew up calling bumble bees are the fat, slow, pollinators that never stung you even if you aggravated them.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15039 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Yellowjackets are underrated



Yeah man. I got hit by one on my elbow while I was running a weedeater a couple years back and my frickin arm throbbed until the next day. Screw them things
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40855 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

I was surprised how little it hurts compared to a wasp.


I find that Wasp stings burn more than they hurt. It feels like someone puts a live cigarette out on the sting site.
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
2441 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:41 pm to
I had four off them in my blanket one time. And your right. Hurt like hell. The only thing worse is a hornet. Had one flying around me while I was taking leaves as a kid. Son of a bitch flew off I guess too gain speed and nailed me in the chest. And mama being from the south just told me to rub some tobacco juice on it.

I never would tell her if I was sick. She gave me castor oil time.
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
5973 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:42 pm to
Sat down on my grandpa’s pond dock as a kid to fish for bream and you guessed it, right on top of a yellow jacket nest underneath the wooden dock. Dropped the cane pole in the water and ran like hell, they were faster. Hate those bastards.

Saw the first one today, have read the early, solitary ones are Queens looking for a nesting spot. Couldn’t get the spray quick enough to kill it. We were invaded by them last year, I have our pest control guy spraying our yard and house once a month for a few months, hopefully nips it in the bud. He says every three months is sufficient, but I’m going nuclear this year.

Satan’s Spawn, kill them all.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63516 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Mowing the yard and running over an underground yellowjacket nest is one of life's most miserable events.


Almost a rite of passage.

After I got ambushed by a nest, I allowed them one final ambush on the neighbor's shithead dog before going to war with them over the next few days and finally emerging victorious.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8187 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

Bumblebees are some seriously mean frickers if you get near their nest.

I once ripped open a nest while running a bulldozer. It did not end well.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
695 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:18 pm to
I agree, although I will never underrate them.
Those sneaky frickers carry a pop.

They nest in completely inconspicuous places, including but not limited to ground nets, holes bored in any wood, delaminated fascia board and almost any outdoor siding.

Their ultimate demise is bubbly dish liquid and water.

Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
3708 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:23 pm to
Do they have yellowjackets in Alaska?

I got into bumblebees once bushhogging but they didn’t sting me,they were swarming and attacking the engine up front.

That didn’t work with yellowjackets,bastards stung me 7 or 8 times,Ithrew the tractor into neutral and jumped off running.Went back about an hour after dark.
What scares me about yellowjackets is when I get stung my chest gets tight and I get short of breath.I carried an epipen with me for several years but I don’t know where it is now.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20617 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Mowing the yard and running over an underground yellowjacket nest is one of life's most miserable events.


That first one feels like a bullet hitting you. Then you do the Yellow Jacket Dance as you sprint away from the mower as fast as you can.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
695 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

bumble bees?


The attacking bees they think are bumble are really carpenter bees. Carpenter look like bumble but are aggressive. Carpenter are all talk, no sting.

Bumbles can sting but they aren’t aggressive and will only sting in ultimate defense.

Bumble bees pollinate more heavily than honeybees.

There are 48/49 species of bumble bees in N. America and their populations are declining.

The less informed should please leave them alone. Bee boxes on Amazon invite parasites. Again, please leave them bee.

Bumblebee Doc

Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17317 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:42 pm to
Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
7744 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 10:54 pm to
No, they ain't.
Posted by ManWithNoNsme
Member since Feb 2022
442 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:06 pm to
Thank God Moses snagged a two on the Ark.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27149 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:13 pm to
frick a yellowjacket! I got popped in my stomach by one recently. Felt like I'd been shot. The bastard was under my shirt and got me a couple more times before I could get him out. It hurt for several days. One also got me in an ear as a kid.

Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124649 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:25 pm to
Had to cancel a Disney family trip when I was younger because my dad got attacked by a swarm. Those frickers damn near killed him. Him being fat didn’t help either
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33539 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:40 pm to
I got stung by a yellow jacket not long ago when I reached inside a mailbox. As soon as I grabbed the mail, one of those assholes got me, and it just happened to catch me on that flap of skin between the thumb and the index finger. Hurt like a mother fricker.

I didn't see a nest anywhere, but i still emptied a round of wasp spray into the mailbox. I'm sure the mail lady enjoyed that smell the next day
Posted by saintkenn
Saintkenn
Member since Nov 2012
823 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 11:43 pm to
Found a nest with my mower last year and thankfully didn't get stung. Came up with the bright idea of getting the gas can and pouring a trail of gas along the grass to the opening of the nest in the ground. Lit a piece of paper and threw it on the trail, worked like a charm, with seconds the fire was down the hole and into the nest. I was immediately proud of myself.... Until the little demon spawns came flying out of the hole, on fire, whizzing around everywhere. The wife watched this entire endeavor safely from the confines of our kitchen window. She about peed herself laughing at my hauling arse across the yard away from them.
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