re: I just had the weirdest experience of my life

Update:

Went for a walk around the neighborhood and spoke to a few people that were out in their yards. No one knew a James.

Went back inside my house and sat on the couch and noticed a cellphone under my coffee table. Old Iphone that had no charge. So I called the local PD.

"Hey, that woman you took to the hospital last night. Found her cellphone under my coffee table. Want to send a patrolman to come pick it up?"

"Sure."

Sit on the stoop for 10 minutes or so and see two patrol cars come in. I wave them down and start walking towards the cars.

This little sawed off motherfricker with that faggy arse two inch slick back (shaved on the side) and his Oakleys jumps out like I've just robbed a bank.

Hold my hands up and say, "hey I called you to give you this phone..."

He gets about two feet from me and says, "Well, hey, we don't know what you had to do with last night. Why do you have her phone?"

I have never wanted to punch someone so much in my life. I tried to help someone. Not involve the police. I went out of my way to be a good damn person, and this little shite is accusing me of rape at worst and sexual assualt at best.

Luckily, the older cop told him to shut up and back off.

We talked for a bit. They found her "husband" in West Blocton and he was picking her up.

But goddamn. Why do young cops feel the need to escalate shite? I was being a damn good citizen.