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I just had the weirdest experience of my life

Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:17 am
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
22064 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:17 am
I typically wait up about 4 or 5am. Normally, I sit down at the computer and watch a few videos or read the news until about 6.

This morning, I heard a strange noise. I walked to my living room and there was a woman in a night gown asleep on my floor.

Stunned I said, "wake up. This isn't your house. "

She stumbled up and insisted my house was hers.

I insisted it wasn't.

Eventually, she walked out and I locked the door.

Admittedly, I was a little shook. Put the coffee on and went to take a shower.

Mid shower, I realized I had put a barefoot woman in a nightgown out on the street. So, I ran out and looked for her. Found her and she was incoherent talking about a party and her friends and her son's house nearby.

While I was talking to her and trying to her get her safe, she wandered off.

So, I called the cops -- insisting she wasn't dangerous and to come to me first.

They pulled up and found her.

She wasn't drunk or high. She just had a break. No idea why. Talked to the cop for awhile. He was insistent she wasn't fricked up. They were taking her to the hospital if I wasn't pressing charges.


Crazy arse morning to say the least. Door locked from now on.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39054 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:18 am to
You didn’t press charges. Right?
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13132 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:19 am to
Pics?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155834 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Door locked from now on.


Might i suggest some guard dogs my dear fellow
Posted by barbapapa
Member since Mar 2018
3227 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:20 am to
walked in on a dude robbing me in the middle of the afternoon on a weekday - chased his arse out. younger kid probably 17 or so. Found out he died not too long ago. Addition by subtraction
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10904 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:20 am to
Should have PIIHB


Nah seriously, that is crazy my man...you did better than I probably would have.
Posted by wryder1
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2008
4185 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:20 am to
She had a nightgown on and was in your house? That means she got dressed at her house and then wondered to your house and fell asleep? Hmmmm. I’m not saying you’re lying but that is really weird.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11256 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:21 am to
Holy hell. I’m not sure how I’d react. Sounds like you did the right thing.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
11400 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:21 am to
Why was your door unlocked?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78918 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:21 am to
Please send my wife home.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39054 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:21 am to
How’d you know his name?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24032 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:23 am to
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This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 8:25 am
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9494 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:23 am to
I saw this on pornhub one time but when a happier ending.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
22064 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:23 am to
quote:

You didn’t press charges. Right?


No. She didn't break anything or hurt me.

It was literally a brain reset moment.

I just kept saying, this is not your house. You need to leave.

Cops said she was having an episode.

I just didn't want her to get hurt.

She said her or her friends name was James. I don't know any James. But I don't know all my neighbors.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
22064 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:27 am to
quote:

Why was your door unlocked?


I live in a good area. I normally lock my door but tonight I had two arms of groceries and my keys were in my pocket. Just kicked the door shut.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261443 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:29 am to
She probably thought you were a bear, not a man.

Women apparently trust bears more than men.

Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49823 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:30 am to
Pics to determine guilt?
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
4062 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:35 am to
Congrats on the sex.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35116 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:35 am to
Buddy walked home drunk as a skunk from tiger land one night. Walked into an old Asian couples house in river bend and passed out on the kitchen floor.

He was woken up by the old man poking him with a broom stick. They ended up cooking him breakfast and driving him home
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42537 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 8:36 am to
What's her OT rating? That's all I care about
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