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Joke of the Day


Stanley died in a fire and was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed
someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two
best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done
everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician
pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty
bad, you better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Stanley."

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Gomer in to
confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up,
roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it
ain't Stanley."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Stanley had
two arseholes ?”


"What? He had two arseholes ?”asked the mortician.

“Yup,
we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,
"There's Stanley with them two arseholes.”