re: OT baller fears for his life as he’s attacked by domestic cows

The guy that owned Pearl Vision Centers in Dallas had a place near our family farm. He had a super friendly but very curious brahma bull. If some undesirables asked if they could fish, he would say "sure but beware of my bull as he is very ferocious." He didn't want to tell them "no fishing" and have them come back and burn his barn down.

Invariably, the bull would see them and immediately go over to see what was going on. They would run like hell. It solved his "fishing permission" issue.