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re: OT baller fears for his life as he’s attacked by domestic cows

Posted on 5/10/24 at 11:59 pm to
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7942 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 11:59 pm to
Idiot
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3524 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 12:02 am to
Moooooove Bitch... Get out tha way
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30249 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 12:10 am to
Boy wore his furry costume to the wrong party. Poor cows just thought he may have some hay to munch on. He’ll probably just stick to the basement and four monitor computer setup from now on.
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
3752 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 12:25 am to
Did they have a beef with him?
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
17634 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 12:37 am to
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Asshat! Those cattle are following him, not trying to attack him. fricking pussy city boys. Kind of guy who goes deer hunting ands ends up killing someone’s cow.
his reaction in the video it’s as if he is being stalked by a pack of wolves instead of cows

Those cows are tagged and probably will run to people just expecting them to put food down
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49756 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 12:40 am to
To be fair, if you've never been around cattle and a herd of them start coming your way I can see how it would be a bit unnerving.

A bull giving you the side eye with a blow?

Get the frick out.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8452 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 1:06 am to
That can of bear spray should be stuck up that guys arse.
Posted by glassart
Member since Apr 2021
301 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 2:19 am to
Cattle can smell weakness.

Since when is a couple dozen pine trees a forest?

I tell my girls explicitly to stomp the sheeyit outta any beetch boys they catch trespassing.
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Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23617 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 2:59 am to
Our bull is super friendly. There are a couple of heifers that are ornery.
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10181 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 3:13 am to
the wimp featured in this video is the modern day, new-age male.

lazy, doesn't want to work, votes Democrat, can't change a flat-tire, doesn't know Phillips from Flat-Head.. but also has all of the answers because social media told him so..

coming to a suburb near you!
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 3:17 am
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
6580 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 3:52 am to
I don’t mess with animals that are bigger and stronger than me, horses and cows included.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10572 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 4:38 am to
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Does this really happen and is it a legitimate safety concern?


I've happened upon cows mountain biking in New Mexico in free range areas. The only time I was concerned is when I took a corner and a bull was on the trail. He didn't look happy, but I just took a detour and all was well.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
2972 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:02 am to
What a little girl. Grew up on a farm & they followed me all over. Cows are curious.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17258 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:12 am to
I had a lone horned heifer put me up a tree a couple of times when I was squirrel hunting. Mean old half breed milk cow that randomly would get territorial. Couldn’t shoot it with my .22 and wouldn’t since the landowner was letting me hunt his place.

Just had to wait it out on a low limb.
Posted by TygerDurden
Member since Sep 2009
1853 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:16 am to
Lol.. Forest Cows! Well I hate to be that guy but the correct term is Silvopasture. Fig is a good word for that guy. My guess he was doing his little day hike thing on someone’s pasture property he should not have been on. He would have been really saying no if that rancher caught him spraying his heifers with bear spray.
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3165 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:23 am to
Please tell me this video is satire.
Posted by 3 Dimes Down
Chattanooga
Member since Jun 2014
388 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:27 am to
This guy gets bit by dogs that never bite people
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
287 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:40 am to
They just want him to eat mor chikin.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63191 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:44 am to
What the hell is a forest cow? They all look tagged.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261472 posts
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:51 am to
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opened this up expecting it to be liberal women.


There's not much of a difference between their men and women, emotionally.
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