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How Would You Handle This Challenge?

Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:04 am
Posted by Tiger328
Member since Mar 2017
565 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:04 am
You have 24 hours to complete the following four activities: Run a mile, Eat a Donut, Drink a Beer, and Jerk off.

The catch? You must do each of these activities in increments of 6, 12, 18, or 24. One activity must be covered by one increment. What are you doing for each?
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 8:04 am
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35116 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:05 am to
By frickin your mom
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7766 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:05 am to
24 Donuts
18 Beers
12 Miles
6 Jerks
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55509 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:05 am to
Jerk off 6 times
Run 12 miles
Drink 18 beers
Eat 24 donuts

I know I have done all of these things (well, maybe not two dozen donuts). It'd be a slog but I think achievable. Gonna feel like a sack of beat up assholes the next day.
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 8:09 am
Posted by mastersleestak
Foul's Creche
Member since Dec 2014
401 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:05 am to
Jerk off 5 times, then drink 10 beers and pass out. Admit the next day that I failed.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72169 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:06 am to
quote:

You have 24 hours to complete the following four activities: Run a mile, Eat a Donut, Drink a Beer, and Jerk off.

Do all of them 24 times at the same time.
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 8:07 am
Posted by MikelArteta
Your mother's
Member since Apr 2024
28 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:06 am to
You just described my daily routine.
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70504 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:07 am to
I'd have to run 12 miles.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55509 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:07 am to
quote:

Scruffy can do all of those at the same time.


Just don't accidentally go for the glazed donut.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6818 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:07 am to
I wouldn't do it.
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 8:10 am
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19566 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:07 am to
quote:

24 Donuts
18 Beers
12 Miles
6 Jerks


I've done this, I win.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35641 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:08 am to
Jerk: 6
Beers: 12
Run: 18
Donuts: 24
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7766 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:11 am to
If split on a weekend it wouldn't be that bad.
Around 6PM go for a 10K run, pump one out in the shower, eat a dozen donuts, and drink 6-8 beers, pump out another one, go to sleep, pump one out in the morning, grab a couple donuts, run another 10K, pump one out in the shower, finish the donuts off. That puts you with the donuts gone, miles ran, and 10 beers and 2 JO between 9AM-6PM on a weekend...completely doable.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16243 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:19 am to
I would not be able to jerk off more than 6 times in 24 hours so that has to be the 6.

I am a runner so I may as well do the 24 miles. Should be done in 6 hours. I can jerk off while I am running to save time.

Then it would just be my mood for the donuts and beer.
12 of one and 18 of the other. I would probably do the 18 donuts and 12 beers last.
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 8:19 am
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
1637 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:23 am to
Depends on how strict the definition of "run" is.

If you could walk some of those miles, you could eat donuts and drink beer at the same time.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
28486 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:23 am to
Run a mile, Eat a Donut, Drink a Beer, and Jerk off
6, 12, 18, 24
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 8:24 am
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15962 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:23 am to
Sounds like a Tuesday.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
4089 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:26 am to
Looks like someone has been watching me
Posted by BlackPot
Member since Oct 2016
2067 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:38 am to
quote:

24 Donuts
18 Beers
12 Miles
6 Jerks


Probably the most reasonable one out there. That 6th nut will take a couple hours to hit.
Posted by Broham
Crowley
Member since Feb 2005
18423 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 8:39 am to
quote:

I can jerk off while I am running to save time.

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