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re: How many of you have to rely on this tool like this lady?

Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:14 pm to
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15876 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:14 pm to
My right buttock went into full sharp jabbing pain a couple of weeks ago. Could have used one, not kidding.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150855 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:17 pm to
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11374 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:25 pm to
Here's a horrifying thought.... imagine how bad she smelled before she bought that
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
699 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:33 pm to
Other than the fact that fat people (i.e., "body positive" in democrat terms) haven't discovered bidets, it's amazing how far we've fallen as a society to where nasty, fat pieces of shite have their own dedicated tool to dredge their sweaty, mudbogged assholes with toilet paper.

This was unheard of behavior 60 years ago. Now? Now we're getting tutorials on it from a purple haired version of the mucinex monster.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28128 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:36 pm to
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Purplehaze

Sorry about your misfortune, but this woman's problems mainly stems from being incredibly overweight.
I have no sympathy for that.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27457 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:38 pm to
ITT I see lots of fat shaming. tsk tsk
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3935 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:48 pm to
I'm not sure a fire hydrant would could clean her.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20240 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 11:02 pm to
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Purplehaze

Dang baw. What happened that caused to you have surgery?
Posted by Drank
Premium
Member since Dec 2012
10591 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 11:33 pm to
She is out of breath while sitting on a toilet just by explaining how to finagle a way to wipe. Here we are.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14488 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:28 am to
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She'd need a sprinkler

That would be the only action that area would have seen in quite a long time if used.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6818 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:46 am to
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And to think I've just been hopping in the shower immediately after a poop all these years.

New life hack unlocked!


Very subtle, "I'm a fatass too!"
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