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Lessons About Prison Life That Our Resident OT Ex-cons Never Prepared Us For

Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:05 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63516 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:05 pm
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Prisoners do not have the luxury of going to a laundromat and handling our own clothes. Instead, we have a clothes exchange. We hand in our dirty clothes to be laundered and, in return, we receive clean clothes.

That’s how it works in theory.

But sometimes that “clean” laundry includes shite-stained garments, sheets sullied with blood, and missing articles of clothing have a huge effect on the well-being of prisoners inside. Laundry day can often be a traumatic experience inside prison.


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On each unit there are three blocks with 30 prisoners each, half upstairs and half downstairs. Throughout a block, it is not uncommon to hear on clothes exchange day something like this: “I have six pairs of boxers with ‘the streaks’” — shite stains — “in every pair.”

One prisoner, who we call Port City since he’s from Wilmington, North Carolina, constantly reminds us that he refuses “to wear boxes that another man’s arse and nuts have been in.” Often the clothes returned to us aren’t ours — they’re just the same size.

My nagging neighbor reminds me every clothes exchange day that his washcloth contains pubic hairs that aren’t his (they’re not the same hair color, he says). And it’s not just my neighbor. Other residents I know also receive undergarments and washcloths littered with pubic hairs.


Prison Journalism Project
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5401 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:08 pm to
Oh the horror these poor babies go through
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55512 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:08 pm to
Procedures and QoL vary by pretty stunning degrees across state institutions.
Posted by IlikeyouBetty
Bossier City, LA
Member since Nov 2010
1259 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:08 pm to
Lesson learned. Don’t go to prison.
Posted by thesabanizer
funroe
Member since Dec 2023
64 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:09 pm to
imagine what poor soul has to initiate glen Davis
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12798 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:11 pm to
Here’s a thought,

Don’t break the law and you won’t be subjected to the bullshite that comes in prison.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142416 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:12 pm to
This explains Massachusetts

Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:13 pm to
I think supersaint likes the poopy underwear. It reminds him of the Nola crack dens
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
4594 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:15 pm to
lol sucks for them.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5487 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:17 pm to
A life with no Lowes to fart in sounds horrific!
Posted by Chipand2Putts
trembling hills
Member since Apr 2012
1364 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:18 pm to
Aren’t the prisoners in charge of doing these jobs? Maybe they should take a little more pride in doing a thorough job cleaning the soiled laundry.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29674 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:19 pm to
Show them this pic and tell them to STFU.

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64760 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

Oh the horror these poor babies go through


If I had my way, we’d go back to the days where prison mean spending every day of the week, except Sunday, turning big rocks into little rocks from sun up to sun down.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150857 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:24 pm to
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Other residents I know also receive undergarments and washcloths littered with pubic hairs.

I think I’d just keep my rag and towel and wash them myself. Assuming you’re allowed to even do that.

Also, “resident” =
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63516 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

A life with no Lowes to fart in sounds horrific!


Why, that's no life at all!
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17258 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:29 pm to
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f I had my way, we’d go back to the days where prison mean spending every day of the week, except Sunday, turning big rocks into little rocks from sun up to sun down.


I am even more old fashioned, downright Medieval!

Why imprisonment which costs manpower, resources, land, and money? Execute for all felonies. It’s not like they can be rehabilitated.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63516 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

I think I’d just keep my rag and towel and wash them myself. Assuming you’re allowed to even do that.


Per the article:

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To avoid all of the indignities of the laundry process, many prisoners wash their own clothes in the sink or shower, using soap or shampoo. Since prisoners can’t buy detergent, sometimes they use fragrance oils during the wash to reproduce the effect of nice-smelling detergents and dryer sheets.

And some people will pay to have their laundry done. Entrepreneurial prisoners I know will charge a small fee, anywhere between $2 and $5 depending on the number of items, to wash your laundry, including sneakers. These laundrymen can earn between $8 and $20 a week when they wash three or four people’s clothes. It is a good and honest hustle for those who don’t receive any outside financial assistance.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
2285 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:36 pm to
Posted by Guess
Down The Road
Member since Jun 2009
3776 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:37 pm to
That sounds pretty bad, but not sure if exactly true. Can't they buy personal things out of commissary?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56473 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:45 pm to
Well John. You can wear Issacs drawers or you can be hung. Speak up.
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