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Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:50 pm to
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
4301 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:50 pm to
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a professional man who has much of it to do, should be done on a typewriter, capable of turning out three thousand words an hour.


That’s 50 words a minute for an entire hour on a freaking typewriter.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90833 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:42 pm to
I can swim and dive but not a mile.

I can’t play an instrument.

I can most all of the others
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3362 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:50 pm to
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how to take a cinder out of his eye, how to deal with a severed artery,


That escalated quickly.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15804 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:55 pm to
He should know which bathroom to use
Posted by Dirt Booger
Comanche County
Member since Apr 2023
249 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:57 pm to
I can do all except play an instrument
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
1814 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:58 pm to
28 out of 35.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
4060 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:04 pm to
Most of these if not all are still good to know. Reading this reminds me of a young Thomas Jefferson. He was a true Renaissance Man. He could do a lot of things from playing a violin to architecture.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
4060 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:07 pm to
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That’s 50 words a minute for an entire hour on a freaking typewriter.
Troy Aikman won high school state rally(I think in Oklahoma) for typing. He typed around 80 words per minute! Insane
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3285 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:12 pm to
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can inform you. I've had to revive several people after smelling my gas. Ammonia salts usually work, but if it's really bad like a few times I've had, sometimes CPR or tasing is necessary to revive the heart


Well it sounds like you got that point covered


What about the others?
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
936 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:22 pm to
How to make a woman orgasm.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142416 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:30 pm to
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How to make a woman orgasm

Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15765 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:47 pm to
You know why women fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64343 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 9:49 pm to
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It is not effeminate, it is not beyond him, and the best chefs are all men.


We’re alive 90 years too late baws.
Posted by 1897
Member since Apr 2018
662 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:18 pm to
Im accordance with that list, I am a self proclaimed grown arse man. And much to my wife's boredom and borderline chagrin, she half heartedly agreed.
Posted by Flyingtiger82
BFE
Member since Oct 2019
1007 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:22 pm to
I am 100% certain that I can do everything on that list except dealing with a severed artery and have good handwriting. Now if they mean put a tourniquet on, then yeah I can do that.
I chalk that up to having a Grandpa that was born in 1907 and came up with nothing. I can remember him showing me everything (I missed artery day apparently).
But my handwriting sucks.
This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 10:23 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14889 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 10:33 pm to
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34. He should not acquire property unless he needs it. Insensitiveness to his personal property, unless of course it is extraordinarily beautiful, is a desirable skill for any man to have; It must be learned and worked at.




Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35519 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 11:16 pm to
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How to make a woman orgasm.

Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35519 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:17 am to
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11. The bicycle has gone, yet every young man should know how to ride one.
I love how the mentality in 1933 was apparently "We've conquered the bicycle. No need to deal with that shite anymore."
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